Birthday Dare 2: Drive Thru

Had a great birthday, thanks to all of you for sending me presents and wishes on the blog and Twitter and in email. Really. Made my day. I’m here in Orlando staying with the incomparable Miss Britt. Adam was here, too, and brought me a birthday cake. I just love these people and am happy as hell that they live close enough for me to visit on a fairly regular basis.

Here’s the second of five Birthday Dares. Enjoy.

Oh, and thanks for all of you who joined me last night for SecondHand Radio. Had a blast. Download it, get it from iTunes…

40 Responses to Birthday Dare 2: Drive Thru
  1. Anissa@Hope4Peyton
    September 19, 2008 | 12:34 am

    Ok, first things first: Happy Late Birthday!

    Second, swear to me that you’ll wear that when we hit OTown….please oh please oh please!

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  2. Secondhand Karl
    September 19, 2008 | 12:37 am

    Anissa – I will if you will.

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  3. penny
    September 19, 2008 | 1:01 am

    Awesome! And your mom is a good woman.

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  4. Dave2
    September 19, 2008 | 2:49 am

    So… are you still wearing them then?

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  5. Blondefabulous
    September 19, 2008 | 6:21 am

    Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

    I just spewed my tea and barely missed my screen!

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  6. Miss Britt
    September 19, 2008 | 7:10 am

    Your mother is such a good sport!

    I think the shot of you in nothing but the diaper should be this year’s Christmas card.

    I’m sure my family will love it.

    Reply

  7. heavensdevil99
    September 19, 2008 | 7:32 am

    That was good Karl! You’re lucky your Mom will do that for you…:)

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  8. Secondhand Karl
    September 19, 2008 | 7:50 am

    Penny – Yeah, she puts up with a lot of my goofy shit.

    Dave2 – I’m never taking them off. Going to the bathroom without going to the bathroom? Rocks.

    Blondefabulous – Aren’t you happy you live so close to me?

    Miss Britt – Great idea!

    Heaven’s Devil – SHE’S the lucky one! I’m making her famous!

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  9. SJ
    September 19, 2008 | 8:12 am

    I’m not sure who rocks harder, you or Mom! This was great.

    Aren’t you glad Adam didn’t say you had to go in and order from the counter wearing only a diaper?

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  10. Avitable
    September 19, 2008 | 8:13 am

    That was great. But did you use the diaper?

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  11. black hockey jesus
    September 19, 2008 | 8:22 am

    1). You wore a diaper in the drive-thru.
    2). Your Mom filmed it.
    3). You hit your Mom up for dough to buy the Value Meal.

    I lost my shit when you asked your mom for money in a diaper.

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  12. Lisa
    September 19, 2008 | 8:45 am

    Dude, I can’t believe you wore a diaper to the BK. It figures Avitable was behind that one!

    Happy Belated Birthday. Glad you enjoyed the day with friends.

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  13. Kris
    September 19, 2008 | 8:49 am

    I was thinking that mom would’ve started out with something stronger than coffee in that blue mug! LOL!

    The lady at the drive thru didn’t even bat an eye!

    Karl, you’re a nut…and I love ya for it.

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  14. tori
    September 19, 2008 | 9:24 am

    I think I might love your mom. I think I said the same thing when she shaved your head. My mom wouldn’t shave my head or drive around with me in an adult diaper, that is for sure!

    I was surprised that the drive thru lady had no reaction. I wonder what she said after you drove away.

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  15. Black Belt Mama
    September 19, 2008 | 9:31 am

    Your Mom is one heck of a partner in crime. Funny that she didn’t even notice your diaper. Like you said, they’re probably used to seeing weird things. Desensitization.

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  16. Michelle
    September 19, 2008 | 9:33 am

    That was *%#&ing awesome. Your a braver man then I. Course I’m not a man, but you get my point.

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  17. Secondhand Karl
    September 19, 2008 | 9:48 am

    SJ – Shhhh! Don’t give him any more ideas!

    Avitable – Naturally.

    Black Hockey Jesus – Heh, well, it was my birthday. Nobody is allowed to buy their own meals on their birthday.

    Lisa – Thanks, had a blast.

    Kris – You’re right, that was vodka, straight up.

    Tori – I don’t know, kind of wanted to see some sort of reaction.

    BBM – I’m sure it wasn’t the weirdest thing that lady has seen come through the drive thru.

    Dragon – Not all that brave, really. Just an idiot.

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  18. SciFi Dad
    September 19, 2008 | 9:58 am

    That was awesome.

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  19. becky
    September 19, 2008 | 10:07 am

    I think I love your mom! That scene of you in the diaper and t0shirt when the garage door opened…priceless! I can’t wait to see what #3 is.

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  20. Stephanie
    September 19, 2008 | 10:29 am

    Dude, did you just make your mom PAY for your food?

    Srsly…that was the best part of the whole friggin’ video.

    Well, that and seeing your diaper-package. Heh.

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  21. *pixie*
    September 19, 2008 | 10:37 am

    So much better than yesterday’s dare. You sir, are one ballsy man—and much less hairy than I expected.

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  22. Poppy
    September 19, 2008 | 11:21 am

    Happy birthday, sweetie! My gifts to you: A kiss on the cheek, a warm Poppy hug, and a pat on the ass. (I know, it’s a really good combo!)

    Hope you had a great one! And now I’ll watch the video. :)

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  23. Poppy
    September 19, 2008 | 11:31 am

    Burger King is an EXCELLENT choice for this dare. If you hadn’t been all cool as a cucumber I bet the drive-thru lady would have noticed. ;)

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  24. Little Miss Sunshine State
    September 19, 2008 | 12:05 pm

    I love that your Mom is your partner in crime!

    Dude, you could have ordered the Super-Duper-XXL-Diet Pepsi!

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  25. Secondhand Karl
    September 19, 2008 | 2:05 pm

    SciFi Dad – Thanks. :)

    Becky – Ah, my cinematography classes finally pay off!

    Stephanie – Of COURSE I did. I had no pockets!

    Pixie – Yeah, I was really hoping for something better with the first dare. If I’d died on camera, that would have been phenomenal.

    Poppy – Oh, I was freaking out on the inside.

    Little Miss Sunshine – Heh, yeah, my mom is pretty cool. She’s used to my weird exploits by now.

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  26. Evil Genius
    September 19, 2008 | 2:20 pm

    Karl, this ROCKED! And how cool that your mom went right along with the whole thing. My parents would have me committed before they’d agree to something like this!

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  27. *pixie*
    September 19, 2008 | 2:39 pm

    If I’d died on camera, that would have been phenomenal.

    Oh no, you would need to save that for dare #5.

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  28. Jay
    September 19, 2008 | 3:21 pm

    The only way that video could have been any better would be if you had been stopped by the police.

    That was crazy.

    /Long time reader, first time commenter. ;-)

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  29. Finn
    September 19, 2008 | 3:56 pm

    Your mom rocks. But I think Adam took it easy on you. He should have made you go inside. With shirt and shoes, of course.

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  30. CC
    September 19, 2008 | 6:05 pm

    Dude, regardless of the fact you were in an ADULT DIAPER you look HOT in those sunglasses. PHEW! Excuse me while I fan myself…

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  31. Secondhand Karl
    September 19, 2008 | 7:37 pm

    Evil Genius – My mom may commit me yet.

    Pixie – True, true.

    Jay – You have no idea how hard I was praying for that not to happen. You’ll note that I did bring my shirt and shorts along for just such an eventuality.

    Finn – Where were YOU when the dares were being submitted?

    CC – Heh, if that made you hot, I worry about you.

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  32. Hilly
    September 19, 2008 | 10:46 pm

    This would be me speechless.

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  33. Brandon
    September 19, 2008 | 11:24 pm

    I don’t know what’s worse, you in an adult diaper or that you went to Burger King. Ewww. I think you should Yelp that Burger King and their professionality too.

    Also, thank your mom for the term Q-Tips. I’m already using it to describe all of my neighbors.

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  34. hello haha narf
    September 20, 2008 | 12:33 am

    oh karl, this we tremendous! that garage door went up and i laughed so hard that i almost hurt myself. FUCKING AWESOME! can’t get over what you are doing for us. love yew!

    and you call yourself an introvert??!?!?!!!

    the only other videos i have seen with your momma didn’t have her face. she was very specific that physical violence would ensue of you shot her face, which is what made this video even move jaw dropping. (she looks much younger than i anticipated.)

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  35. martymankins
    September 20, 2008 | 11:46 am

    You need to wear one of those at the next Tequila Con.

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  36. Patty
    September 20, 2008 | 3:03 pm

    You crack me up. The lady at the drive thru didn’t even give you a second look to see what you were wearing. I’m sure she’s seen it all.

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  37. Sarah
    September 21, 2008 | 1:19 am

    I miss far too much when I am dealing with school.

    Far too much.

    Reply

  38. Karen Sugarpants
    September 30, 2008 | 1:36 am

    Holy shit your mother really loves you.

    Reply

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