Comments on: Why They Call Me The Turkey

By: Iron Fist

Iron Fist — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 01:09:50 +0000

Clearly I need to start reading your archives.

By: martymankins

martymankins — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:32:17 +0000

Now we all have the turkey visual. Thank you very much.

By: hello haha narf

hello haha narf — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:30:21 +0000

i want a t-shirt that says “do me till i puke”

By: Poppy

Poppy — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:43:58 +0000

*giggle*

I had no idea Jared gets lucky every time you’re drunk!!! And I really wish I’d known about your defunct blog. I still don’t. I guess if it’s still in existence I could now Google It(TM).

By: Robin

Robin — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:28:19 +0000

Damn, Britt. You’re no joke. I would hope that hubby went and got the bowl for you…

By: Evil Genius

Evil Genius — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:47:24 +0000

Well, at least you didn’t puke DURING the act. That might have really hurt his ego.

By: ali

ali — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:44:54 +0000

at least it wasn’t during?

(i can always find a silver lining!)

By: tori

tori — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:34:23 +0000

I will overshare more than your overshare. I was dating this guy a long time ago and all we ever seemed to do was get drunk and have sex. One time, I was way way way too drunk and I actually threw up in the middle of it. So, at least you didn’t throw up DURING like I did.

By: missbritt

missbritt — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:56:10 +0000

Avitable: please stop picturing me naked.

Secondhand Karl: oh damn, why didn’t I think of explaining it to him THAt way??

Sybil Law: glad to know I’m not alone

Winter: I am overwhelmed with an urge to squeeze my knees together right now.

TSM: yeah, see, you lost me at “never been drunk enough to puke”.

Sarah: exactly!

SciFi Dad: I am SCANDALIZED!

whall: hahahahaha – yes, we should teach classes.

misi: thanks

Robina: yep, he did!

Becky: oh no, in your own bed with a bowl Just In Case is wayyy better than a bathroom floor.

By: Becky

Becky — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:42:25 +0000

My kids have a garbage can in case they can’t make it. I’ve never thought off a Puke Bowl for me when I’ve been drinking. I just usually spend the night on the bathroom floor.