Comments on: The Secret Life of a Superstar

By: Avitable

Avitable — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:48:44 +0000

Hello haha narf, a little concerned is good. Bec, Karl is a God among the butthole. Catscratch, Karl has agreed to pay for all therapy. Jenni, but in a good way, right? Jeff, that's what I'm counting on! Marty, the backlash is always worth the comments! J, well, great Photoshopping, you mean. John, thanks!

By: John

John — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:44:56 +0000

Just catching up. Brilliant. : )

By: J...

J... — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:08:05 +0000

That was just fucking awesome. Great writing, Avitable!!!

By: martymankins

martymankins — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:24:31 +0000

So it appears that in order to have tons of comments on one of your blog posts, you have to do one of three things:

1) Show a picture of some guy’s nutsack on the blog post

2) get Avitable to guest post for you

How much does an Avitable guest post cost and is the backlash worth the shitloads of new comments and traffic that it brings to your site?

By: Jeff

Jeff — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:13:57 +0000

Way funny. I’m with Willie G on this one. I’ll never learn.

By: Jenni

Jenni — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:54:13 +0000

Damn. That last pic made my eyes bleed.

By: Catscratch

Catscratch — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:09:14 +0000

Ummm. Scarred for life. I’ll be sending an invoice for upcoming therapy.

By: Bec

Bec — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:07:04 +0000

Avitable you really are a God among men, and Karl, you are also a God in, around, on top, underneath and many other ways… among men.

By: hello haha narf

hello haha narf — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 00:19:34 +0000

yes, free reign. i’ll give you the keys to my home any time you want, you can do what you want when you are there. it is ok, i am not afraid. well, maybe a little “concerned” sorta, but not afraid.

By: Avitable

Avitable — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 21:28:01 +0000

Kettle, are you kidding? I'm in more demand than ever now! Mik, who hasn't? Hello, oh yeah - do I have free reign? Dan, no, I expected as much. Elisa, well, actually it has a price. Elizabeth, you should read my blog. I'm awesome. Turnbaby, , masturbating, masturbating, masturbating?