Comments on: I got Franked!

By: Pablo retires and hangs up his “hat” at SecondHand Tryptophan

Pablo retires and hangs up his “hat” at SecondHand Tryptophan — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 06:01:46 +0000

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By: Evil Genius

Evil Genius — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:31:32 +0000

I married Frank.

Heavy sigh.

By: Cris

Cris — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 02:54:31 +0000

Great Post! But really let me be Frank here, ok? See, Frankly speaking, most of us guys developed our sexual technique WAY before anybody else ever volunteered to participate with us! I mean it, you gotta understand the nature of the Frank beast… We have years of motor memory telling us to put on blinders, ignore everything around us and flog one out before Mom walks in the room and turns on the lights!

That’s Opperant conditioning at it’s most elemental level! You take a core animalist thing like a sex drive and couple it with the traumatic effects of Behaviorial Modification like potty trainings, and you have one intimidated little Frankinfurter… I mean, think about it for a second… You got any idea how that woman went Ape Shit when your pull ups accidently got wet in the front…? There is NO FREAKIN WAY she is going to be cool about what you are slapping out between the sheets. So we establish personal ground rules very early. Focus, Focus, and Finish fast. Frankly speaking, it’s THAT simple.

By: Mary

Mary — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 18:41:28 +0000

Thats such a AWESOME term. *yoink*

I too, like many of you… have been franked. Recently as it were. I met a guy and after a few dates we decided to get crazy. But this guy… who was probably the hottest guy Id ever been in bed with, was small. sadly. And when we started to go at it, i started counting the tiles on my cieling. 246 to be exact folks. I also chalked it up to first time jitters so i gave him another chance. Stupid me. I was franked twice. TWICE!

Needless to say, guys who are franking women should be put to death.

By: Frank

Frank — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:15:41 +0000

And I thought I was doing it right all along.

By: EmilyPie

EmilyPie — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:55:08 +0000

ha! I used to call it rabbit humping … but getting franked sounds much more to the point! I think we’ve all been there.

By: John

John — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 13:48:03 +0000

LOL. “…she especially hates his SEX FACE.”

Is that like an “OH” face? Ohhh! Ohhh!

By: Avitable

Avitable — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 12:44:24 +0000

I just Frankenstein people. There are a lot of moans and “Nnnnngaaaaaa” sounds and lightning.

By: penny

penny — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 09:35:46 +0000

Thankfully I haven’t been Franked since I was married.

Although I’d almost take Getting Franked over what I’ve been Getting Lately. Almost.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 04:53:41 +0000

I can (somewhat) proudly say I have never been franked thankyouverymuch.

Of course I’m still a virgin so I haven’t had anything, but still..never been franked. That’s gotta count for something.