Hey everybody, John here, pleased as punch to be blogsitting in the hallowed halls of Tryptophan.
So —
Last night I dreamt that my DAD — who died 21 years ago, mind you — my DAD, was vehemently trying to convince me to have my BALLS amputated.
I was adamantly opposed to the idea.
The End.
No more wasabi popcorn at night for you, young man!
Yikes. I’ll bet you were checking all day to make sure they were still there.
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John, you’re a badass, almost neutered sack and all
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Short and to the point. You, mind friend, are genius!
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I just crossed my legs together…and I don’t even have balls! eek!
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At least you were opposed to the idea right?
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Could thoughts of castration be your subconscious submission to dominance? :: insert sound of cracking whip ::
Or maybe it’s all the work you do for SPCA … yeah, right, that’s it!
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Who the hell is Karl Roxx?
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i guess my only suggestion would be to plz not follow that advice
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…also, you look like The Terminator
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This clearly speaks to a subconscious desire to put on a white dress and gloves and attend church.
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Scary! I just read a blog on my feeder about a guy who had his sac neutered at the request of his recently pregnant wife! Glad you didn’t!!!!
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That was just…just…disturbing!
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SJ – I did wake up and sort of keep my legs crossed while doubled over for an hour or so.
Hilly – Nah, I just occasionally play one on Blog TV.
Dave – A compliment of the highest order – thank you Sir!
Ginger – Yeah, I know. It has that affect even on women.
Sarah – ADAMANTLY opposed. ADAMANTLY.
Nancy – Well I don’t know about THAT now!
Karl – Karl? Roxx? Where?
Crys – Done. Oh, and I’ll be bok.
Avitable – Shhh! Let’s not talk about that dream. I really can’t even think about doing a photo for that post.
Blondefab – That man is clearly insane. Or seriously whipped. Or both.
Metalmom – Yes. Yet somehow the dream causes me to chuckle every time I think about it. Thta’s disturbing as well.
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*giggling* cause that is some messed up stuff right there;-)
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But look on the bright side—at least it wasn’t your Mom
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The second “X” in ROXX makes the whole picture.
Well done!
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Well, you now need to get to the doctor’s office for a testicle exam. Just in case your dad was reaching out and trying to send you a different message.
(While I don’t always believe in things like that, I’m not joking.)
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I think it would have said a lot more about you if you had been cool with the idea.
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Okay, so…you were opposed…but did you ultimately agree to it? YIKES! That would HAVE to hurt. I don’t think there are enough bags of frozen peas anywhere to make that all better!
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Clearly it’s a dream telling you to tone down the aggression.
Or something.
That is seriously funny – and crazy!
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I can’t even think of a comment. Did you Dad say what he wanted with your amputated testicles? Go back to sleep and ask him.
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I think we need to discuss your “blogger” photo again. I have more ideas now…
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Turnbaby – I know, right? Twisted, demented…and yet curiously…funny. : )
B.E. Earl – Thanks!
Delmer – You know, that never once occurred to me. That is decidedly NOT funny. Thanks for the thought.
Princess – Easy for the Princess of the Universe to say!
Evil – LOL. Damn straight. : )
Sybil – Well I suppose I could go back to Anger Management…
Justin – He didn’t want them, he just didn’t want me to have them either.
Kyra – Command me, my queen.
KARL – I HAVE HAD A MOST EXCELLENT DAY AT 2HT! Thanks so much for the invite. You most decidedly ROXX, my bruddah! : ))
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John – I’m so glad you accepted my invite. Roxx on. Or Rock. Whatever.
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damn, when you say you have some wild dreams to share, you don’t kid around.
& that beats my dream from a couple of years back where I was trying to hold down my mom’s head which kept floating up like a helium-filled balloon as I tried to tie it back on her neck with yarn.
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It sucks when your parents enter your dreams to tell you stuff you didn’t need or want to hear. Mine do that occasionally, yet neither has ever told me to cut off my boobs. Maybe it’s cause I’m too old for it matter any more if I have boobs or not. LOL
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Uhhh John???
There are a few ways to interpret that, you know that right, as far as Dream interpretations go???
One of them is: “To dream of a castration, signifies your overwhelming fears that you have lost your virility or feelings of sexual pressure.”
That being said….
I think you’re HOT.
Very!
(I hope that helps!)
~ZZ
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This post is killing me with laughter, but I do agree with Delmer. Sometimes dreams send a message you shouldn’t ignore. But on the other hand, it was probably just a crazy dream. Way way too funny!
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Maybe you should get checked for testicular cancer. I’m just sayin’. Was your dad wearing a Live Strong bracelet?
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