Cutting It Close

By Secondhand Karl on August 10th, 2008

Thanks again to John for guest blogging for me yesterday in the Summer of Love. We’re down to our final weeks and I still have plenty of great bloggers posting here at 2HT, so keep your eyes out for them. This week we have:

Tuesday: Jester of Jestertunes

Thursday: Monty of The Daily Bitch

Saturday: Poppy of Poppy Cedes

SecondHand Radio on TalkshoeNext up, it’s time to formally announce the new timeslot for SecondHand Radio. Some of you may already have seen the new banner in my sidebar. I’m moving to Thursday nights at 10pm Eastern on Talkshoe. I’ve decided to move from Sundays for several reasons. First of all, 5pm on Sunday was simply not a great timeslot as far as reaching more listeners. Many people are busy on Sundays, doing family things and whatnot. It was also nearly impossible for my friends in Europe to listen, since that came out to around 1 or 2 in the morning over there.

I think 10pm will be much more doable. It’s still way early in Europe, but the comments I got from my American and Canadian friends said that a weeknight would be better, so I took all of that into consideration and decided on Thursdays at 10.

I’ll be running a test show in the next couple of days and will announce it on Twitter. Not a long show, just want to get a feel for the Talkshoe interface before I start the regular show on Thursday night. I’ve sent out an email to a group of potential guests and I hope to hear back from them in the next couple of days.

What you may want to do before Thursday is download the Talkshoe Pro client. It’s not required - you can listen through the web interface at Talkshoe, but the client allows for a much cooler chat experience. More about that in the coming days.

I’ve been hanging around Talkshoe for the last couple of months or so, ever since Jester switched from BTR to Talkshoe and it’s generally far less fraught with technical problems. True, they don’t currently allow for music or soundbytes to be played, but that’s not a huge issue for me. There’s much more control for recording the shows and I can have hundreds of people on the line at one time. Granted, that’s not likely to happen, but it’s far better than BTR’s limit of five people plus the host.

Schick Quattro Titanium TrimmerSo a couple of weeks ago, I received an email from Angelo, who is some marketing guy from Schick. You know, the razor people. He offered me a free Schick Quattro Titanium Trimmer – which I found on the web for $14 – in exchange for me writing a review of it. I’m all about free stuff, so of course I said yes. And sure enough, it was waiting for me (along with gobs of other mail) when I got back from Karlifornia.

Here’s what Angelo told me about the Titanium Trimmer in his email:

As someone with complicated facial hair and a love of gadgetry – I find this thing incredibly cool and useful.  It has a four blade razor and an edging blade on one end, and a trimmer on the other.  It’s the Swiss Army knife of razors.

Now that’s a tall order. I’m here to tell you right now that the SQTT does NOT comes with a built-in compass or nail clippers or even a machete like Swiss Army knives do. But it is pretty cool.

Before the ShaveAs someone that usually uses an electric razor (Norelco, if you must know), I waited a few days between shaves to be sure to give the Quattro a workout. My stubble is pretty thick stuff…I come from Italian stock, after all. Granted, I didn’t get the olive skin complexion of native Italians, but hey, why bitch about that now? I do plenty of bitching when I get sunburned on my ghost-white alabaster skin.

What I *do* like about shaving with a blade – or in this case, four – is the baby-smooth skin I get afterward. And if I go for four or five days without a shave (not that uncommon an occurrence) using the electric razor almost kills me. It’s like a thousand tiny little Amazons pulling my facial hair out in tiny little increments. Owch!

I don’t know about you other dudes out there, but if I’m shaving with a razor cartridge (as opposed to the electric razor) I shower first to soften up my whiskers, and then I shave when I get out of the shower. I realize that some guys shave IN the shower, but I’ve never gotten into that habit. Besides, I’d need a fog-proof mirror for the shower and I’m too lazy to find one.

I got out of the habit of using razors (for the most part) because of the obscene amount of money it costs to buy cartridges. I’ve never counted, but I probably only get around four or five shaves out of a cartridge before having to throw it out and move on to the next one. And I hate paying $350,000 for four cartridges. It’s insane. Sure, I’m probably paying for it regardless by buying an electric razor (and you still have to replace the razor discy things once a year), but oh well.

Now get our NEWEST razor with our NEWEST cartridge that has EIGHT blades!

At some point, they’re going to hit the razor blade ceiling and top out somewhere, but it hasn’t happened yet. For me, 3 blades work fine. Four blades are good, too.

SideburnsThe Shick Quattro Titanium Trimmer uses the four-blade Quattro cartridges, which I found online. They run $7.99 for four cartridges. That’s about par for the course these days. The trimmer they sent me came with just the one cartridge, which serves fine for the purpose of this review. And the difference is that on the OTHER end, there’s a battery-operated trimmer (battery included…one AA).

So I thought I’d get a good shave and also trim up my sideburns, which are coming in pretty thick. I haven’t had a haircut since I shaved my head last month, but it’s about time to get one.

I looked at the Quattro and started with the proper shave. A little Barbasol shaving cream slathered over my face, and a short 30-second wait to let it soak in. Then I went to town.

Schick Quattro 1 Schick Quattro 2

You can see the Trimmer above. The second photo shows the Power button – it’s the silver oval down near the trimmer end.

I found the shave to be really, really good. Nice and close and the lubricated strip really helped the blades to glide across my face. I’m a fairly quick shaver and I didn’t have any problems. When I’m using a blade razor, I have been using the Gillette Mach 3 Turbo. Yeah, I totally bought into the “Turbo” thing, what can I say? Anyway, I will say that I found the Quattro to be a superior shave to the Mach 3.

Then it was time to try the trimmer function. Again, this is something I normally do with the trimmer attachment on my Norelco electric. I turned the power on and felt the familiar hum of, well, trimmers. Then I started with the left sideburn. Honestly? Meh. It works, but it doesn’t work as well as I’d like it to.

It did, in fact, trim my sideburns, but it’s not good at leaving a nice clean cut edge. For example, I wanted to shorten my sideburns and deliberately didn’t do that with the razor. The Trimmer doesn’t trim down to the skin – it does, indeed, shorten the sideburn hairs. But it won’t leave a clean line like a razor will or my electric razor trimmer.

EDIT: My goof. There is also a one-blade trimmer on the flip side of the four-blade cartridge. This blade is used for cutting sideburns. The trimmer is just for trimming the hair. That totally changes how I feel about the trimming aspects. It rocks.

So here you’ll see the finished effect:

Sideburns After

See what I mean? I’m sure the razor will shorten them just the way I wanted, but the trimmer? Not so much. I’ll be sticking to my electric for my trimming needs. I use it also for trimming over my ears between haircuts.

And me after my complete shave?

Fully Shaved

Yeah, I cut myself a little on the chin, which typically happens. That’s because I’m a bad boy and don’t follow the Professional Shavers Advice. They recommend only shaving in a downward direction. I shave down, then UP for a really close shave. You’re really not supposed to shave against the grain of your whiskers.

Overall, I recommend the Schick Quattro razor. Great shave. I don’t think I’d spend the $14 on the Titanium Trimmer, though. Just didn’t do the job for me.

Thanks to Angelo for thinking of me. I’ll definitely be buying Quattro blades in the future for the rare occasions when I do the “real shave” thing.

But here’s the beautiful thing…you can get a Schick Quattro Titanium Trimmer to try it out for yourself – for FREE! All you have to do is go to Trim Flixx and create your own little film. It’s fun and you can sign up for a free sample. Here’s my video:


21 Responses to “Cutting It Close”

  1. Princess of the Universe on August 10, 2008 12:14 am

    OK I have less than nothing to say about the shaver. But I do promise to try and catch the radio show. You’re in EST right??

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  2. Winter on August 10, 2008 12:15 am

    Hahaha! Very funny video, Karl! I can totally see you with those two girls and the pillows. It’s the perfect set up for you.

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  3. blondefabulous on August 10, 2008 12:24 am

    Mmmmmmm…. smooth as a baby’s behind….. but why would you be feeling on a baby’s butt? Don’t you know what comes outta that end? RUN…….. IT’S GOING TO EXPLODE!!!!!!!!

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  4. Secondhand Karl on August 10, 2008 12:44 am

    Princess – Yeah, Eastern time.

    Winter – It was fun to do the video thing. Plus, you get a free razor out of it.

    Blondefabulous – Well, my face may be as smooth as a baby’s behind, but that’s where the comparison ends. Except for the dimples.

    Reply

  5. Sarah on August 10, 2008 1:42 am

    I’ll have to mark you down for Thursdays right before CSI. I’ll try my darndest to make it.

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  6. Freelance Guru on August 10, 2008 3:40 am

    I’m still waiting for my razor to arrive so I can test it. Bloody UK postal system.

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  7. Crys on August 10, 2008 8:51 am

    why won’t someone proposition me to test some of their top shelf vodka? why is life only good to the beautiful people omg?

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  8. Secondhand Karl on August 10, 2008 10:59 am

    Sarah – Thanks! Up against CSI? That’s a hard sell.

    Freelance – I found the UK postal system to be very fast, but only within the country. Mail from outside the country takes forever.

    Crys – I’m with you. I’d love to test Guinness. And you’re one of the beautiful people, you just don’t know it.

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  9. hello haha narf on August 10, 2008 11:32 am

    giggled myself silly when you were on all fours, getting pillow spanked. thanks for that!

    Reply

  10. Secondhand Karl on August 10, 2008 11:47 am

    Hello – Yeah, I love getting spanked with pillows.

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  11. Sybil Law on August 10, 2008 3:59 pm

    Oh nice! Looking good!!!
    I am so glad people are changing their talk show days- so much easier for me! Thanks.

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  12. Sue on August 10, 2008 5:28 pm

    I want me one of those trimmers. Well, OK, I don’t. I’m happy with the one I got. But it’s cool how you documented this for everybody to see.

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  13. John on August 10, 2008 6:15 pm

    I require only a 2-blader (wimpy beard). They only cost $95,000 per pack. And I use each one for about 6 years.

    Hey, thanks again for the guest stint yesterday. Better than Disney World. : )

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  14. Secondhand Karl on August 10, 2008 9:30 pm

    Sybil Law – I was naturally thinking of you when I switched days.

    Sue – You can easily get one for free to try it out for yourself.

    John – I wish my beard wasn’t so thick. And you’re more than welcome. Thanks for coming out and filling in for a day!

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  15. Jeff on August 10, 2008 11:04 pm

    Man, those guys are really pimping that thing. I did a piece on it a few weeks ago and since then I’ve seen 2 other blogs besides yours.

    One thing though… the electric shaver isn’t supposed to “edge” your sideburns down to the skin. That’s what the trimmer blade does. If you flip your manual blade over you’ll notice that the top edge of it has a single blade that you use for edging. It’s hard to see but it’s there.

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  16. Secondhand Karl on August 11, 2008 12:09 am

    Jeff – Sure enough, you’re right! Huh.

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  17. Justin Scott on August 11, 2008 2:38 am

    ironically enough, I bought this razor tonight when I was at walgreens haha; and I hadn’t even read the post yet!

    Reply

  18. Secondhand Karl on August 11, 2008 9:15 am

    Justin – What a small shaving world. :)

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  19. New Age Bitch on August 11, 2008 3:37 pm

    Clearly, the more blades the better. With more, you have to shave less often. I think that’s how it works.

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  20. kapgar on August 12, 2008 7:08 am

    My review is coming later this week. Yep, he found me too.

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  21. Secondhand Karl on August 12, 2008 1:09 pm

    New Age Bitch – You’d think that’s how it works. I don’t know.

    Kapgar – This guy gets around, doesn’t he?

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