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Greetings and salutations fellow Secondhand Tryptophanians. I am New York City Watchdog (NYCWD) from A Pile of Dog Bones (APODB), although most of you may know me as the Cereal Avenger (CA) from Cereal Wednesday (CW).
I have to be honest. I really don’t guest post much. It isn’t because I don’t want to, but, well you see awhile back everyone thought that Britt was being uppity because she wouldn’t co-host one of the infamous radio shows unless she received a golden engraved invitation. Well here’s a newsflash… I am way more high maintenance than she is. I require a jewel encrusted golden engraved invitation delivered to me over at least one mile of broken glass on your knees and with a promise of payment in the form of 3 hot over 18 years old, under 5′1″ tall, redheaded (strawberry blondes are acceptable too) girls in cheerleading uniforms. You could also just be my girlfriend… but as you can see… Britt ain’t got nothing on me… and that’s REALLY how Karl messed up his knees.
Needless to say here I am. You are here too. Karl however is not here because he is about to get his groove on at BlogHer ‘08. I mean, this is the Summer of Love and all that… and where better to do some lovin’ than a conference full of mommy bloggers! I mean hey… they’re mommies… at least you know they put out. So… I figured I would provide to you a brief video on The 5 People Karl Meets At BlogHer… but for some reason I can’t embed the video into the post! Oh the frustrations of guest posting! Now do you understand why I demand what I do?
Anyway… you can still see the video at any one of these sites: Vimeo, YouTube, MySpace, Metacafe, AOL Video and Viddler. It’s really the whole crux of the whole post… so if you don’t watch it… at least pretend you did, okay?
EDIT: Here’s the video. Karl
The Five People You’ll Meet At BlogHer from Cereal Wednesday on Vimeo.
So there ya go! Anyway, you’ve all been great and I appreciate you coming on over here and proving to Karl that I am totally worth my fee. As proof of that I know your gonna leave a comment expounding on my wonderful videography skills and to wish Karl well with both the ladies… and his knees.
- The One Where Karl Quits Smoking....100 Things About Karl, Part Eight...100 Things About Karl, Part Seven...
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Holy ROTFLMAO Batman!! That was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time… You never fail to crack me up even when I don’t think I have a giggle in me!
Cheers to you!
Thanks, Dawg. I’ll be on the lookout for them for sure. Especially Dooce!
Ya know, it really is all about the cookies.
Awesome video post and I can’t wait for the proof that dooce is a robot.
WooHoo, Dawg! I totally agree about Shannon cause she is the fucking shit! Also, I too have a Dooce mission that I need him to accomplish so I will aid him bust past her thing, husband, manager.
Great guest post/video! I think I was smiling the whole time I watched it..love your accent! And yeah..it’s definitely all about the COOKIES
It’s always been about the cookies for me anyway.
Great post.
Ugh, reading posts on the blackberry is very difficult when people guest post cool videos that I can’t see.
In fact, it’s akin to crawling over glass on one’s knees.
Guest post for me?
Very cool, Dawg.
Also, I wonder if The Ice Queen would be as popular as she is if people actually liked her. It seems to me that 90% of the posts I’ve read on the blogosphere in the past two years or so are written by people who really can’t stomach her.
I’ve never really read anything from the Average Joe (or Jill) that sings her praises. I’ve read some stuff that does, but it’s usually written by someone in the media profession - and they get paid to glorify her.
Oh well. I hope Karl gets his groove on!
I was about 4 mins into the video and my browser crashed.
I blame it on Dooce.
Bwahahahahaha! Knowing Kristen, she would probably laugh her ass off at this!
Great vid Dawg!
(I wish I was going to rub up on Karl…alas, no BlogHer for this cat - too $$$)
Is she here to kill Sarah Connor?
I was giggling softly until I got to the ‘rub up on her’ and then I guffawed!
And while the acid test would be additional proof that HBA is a robot all one really has to do is read her to know
AWESOME job!
Solonacea- Everyone has a giggle in them… just sometimes it takes some hydrochloric acid to bring it out!
Karl- Thanks for crawling over broken glass! And thanks for embedding the video, it was driving me nutty! I shall expect my cheerleaders anyday now…
Sarah- Oh, it is SO about the cookies!
Hilly- Awesome! Just don’t let him splash you accidentally with the acid… or Dave’s Tiara… ’cause that would be messy.
Glenda- Big, fat, chocolate chip ones… yeah… all about the cookies. Oh, and what accent? I’m American!
Dan- Yes, the cookies and a glass of milk. I’m all about the milk too.
Whall- WUT BOUT TEH CHEERLEADERS? I CAN HAS TEH CHEERLEADERS 2?
Mattie- She has her Doocelytes that have been subjugated… because you know… resistance is futile and all that when your dealing with the Queen.
Bucky- Ack! She obviously doesn’t want you to know the TRUTH!!!
Karen- I know what you mean… Karl is all soft and stuff… and perfect rubbing material.
Avitable- I heard she was here to kill someone named Amoo. You wouldn’t know anything about that, right?
Turnbaby- Ah, but by reading her you become assimilated… so it would be too late! Besides… I think the acid would be more entertaining.
Oh, look! Poppy is bothering to leave a comment on Karl’s site!
Kristen Chase is effing HAWT. I’d do her if I were a boy.
But…
DEAR KARL, DO NOT RUB UP AGAINST WOMEN WITHOUT INVITATION IF YOU DON’T WANT A PUNCH TO THE GOODS AND TO SIT INSIDE A JAIL CELL FOR AT LEAST OVERNIGHT.
Just suggesting.
I’m eating a cookie right now!
And it cracks me UP when you do the security cam view to say “why does anybody need to meet Heather B. Armstrong?”
DOOCE IS DENISE RICHARDS! *giggle*
Is it bad that I know none of those people? I don’t read them, haven’t heard of them(except one) and never knew one of them was a robot! Perhaps Karl can us a some sort of EMP device to keep from getting pummled by security when unmasking Dooce? It would be safer….. muuuuuch safer! Or just say fuck it and go for the cookies!
My favorite was the hand motions for the “uniting”. LOL
AND YOUR ROBOT FROZE MY DAMN COMPUTER!
Robots freeze computers apparently! (Mine, too. Damn that Dooce.)
Holy Batshit Scoooby!
(Karl can rub up in my direction any time he wants. He’s a good egg.)
Me too with the robot freezing thing.. Great post
I was just telling Shannon this morning that she needs to hook up with Karl. Well, not “hook up,” but meet. They can hook up after a few cocktails.
Great minds…
That was fucking brilliant!
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Dooce, the Stepford Blogger? I knew it.
This was hilarious.
The robot killed my browser.
Dooce is using her brain power.
Or something.
Great VP, Dawg.
Poppy- You make it sound as if rubbing up against strange women is worse than, wackin’ it, jackin’ it, and peeing on the floor in front of strange women. Gimme that cookie!
Blondefabulous- Mmmm… I think it may only be bad if you want killer cookies or want to look at hot chicks. Other than that… I can’t think of one.
Miss Britt- For united… we are as one… in spirit, mind, and finally… body! Get the flash upgrade.
Kris- Karl is a good egg… and update your flash.
WillieG- Update your flash… thanks.
Finn- Ah… see… it’s true… we should be the rulers of the universe…
Sybil Law- Well I’ll take brilliant… hopefully it’s Karl who’ll be doing the fucking…
JenniferH- She’s WORSE than a Stepford Blogger… she’s like… a Cylon Blogger!!! OMFG EVERYBODY RUN!!!!
Good advice for Karl.
It’s DEFINATELY all about the cookies.
You cracked me up.
*now* I watch the video. Excellent work.
I’ve stuffed a few cheerleaders into a SASE and they’re on the way.
See, I just knew my flash is out of date. That’s why the neighbors turn and laugh when I do it. ;D
i am cracking the fuck up at:
“he needs to rub up on ha”
and
“it’s all about the cookies”
!!
(great guesting, dawg)
oh man. i’d love to meet elise. her recipes are the bombdiggity
I’m all about the cookies! Did you say Karl should drop acid with Dooce or drop acid ON Dooce? Either way it would be a cool trip.
Little Miss Sunshine State- Yes… it is all about the cookies.
Whall- Fantastic! Wait. A SASE? So your sending yourself cheerleaders? Well… then I guess you can just guest post on your own blog then! Hmph.
Kris- Yeah… flash doesn’t update like the rest of the world automatically. I only realized it myself when my other videos would freeze on Vimeo… but their quality to me just seems so much better.
Hello haha narf- Yes, it’s all about the cookies… and the milk. Don’t forget the milk.
Crys- Oh they are quite scrumptious!
Lisa- Drop the acid ON Dooce… not to mention I specified the hydrochloric type… for the flesh eating factor.