Pretend There’s an Entertaining Post Here

July 20th, 2008

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There will be no recapping today, boys and girls. I am recovering from a drunken night of video game playing with the gays. Yes, I skipped out on the closing keynote address with Dooce. In fact, I didn’t see Dooce at all this weekend. Believe me, it was pretty easy to do with over 1,000 attendees at BlogHer.

I do want to point you over to Lisa’s site and ask all of you that have anything to give to donate a little something to Lisa. You can get the whole skinny over at her place but basically the doctor told her no more chemo the other day because the tumors have only gotten larger.

I talked with Lisa on Friday and she’s one of those people that annoyingly apologizes profusely over shit that doesn’t call for an apology. Like crying. I mean, seriously, if there’s anyone on Planet Earth that needs to cry, it’s her. Well, that wasn’t a therapeutically sound thing to say. I made it sound as if there are times it’s okay to cry and times when it isn’t. Obviously, if you’re crying you have a NEED to cry. Shit, I’m overanalyzing.

Anyway, please go visit Lisa and do what you can. I’m broker than snot until next month but I’d gladly donate a limb to Lisa if it’d help. No, no *that* limb. I must survive, after all, and if I couldn’t shake hands with my guggenheimer I think I’d have no reason to live.

Last night was drunken revelry with the Gay Liberation Headquarters, as we played the Wii and then Rock Band on the 360. In fact, the gays are still sleeping at 12:30pm. And me? I’m in no place to write a lengthy hopefully entertaining post.

So tomorrow, bitches.

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14 Responses to “Pretend There’s an Entertaining Post Here”

  1. Winter on July 20, 2008 3:44 pm

    I’m wondering where all the tiara pics are… HEH HEH. And I’m so jealous of your drunken revelry with the Gays.

  2. Bec on July 20, 2008 6:50 pm

    And yet still entertaining!

  3. Secondhand Karl on July 20, 2008 7:55 pm
    Winter - No tiara pics, alas. I really didn’t take many photos at BlogHer.

    Bec - You must really be bored.

  4. Lisa on July 20, 2008 9:12 pm

    Thank you Karl…I love you. Of course I feel like apologizing again for crying during our phone call. I hate for anyone to catch me in a moment of weakness but since you are my secret boyfriend I thought it was ok ;)

  5. Secondhand Karl on July 20, 2008 9:30 pm
    Lisa - It is NOT weak to cry! That’s a myth.
  6. Sarah on July 21, 2008 12:15 am

    It sounds like you had lots of fun at least despite the recapping of events.

  7. Charlene in Arkansas on July 21, 2008 3:48 am

    i was hoping to hear how you made out with dooce~~~lol
    looking forward to hearing about blogher

  8. hello haha narf on July 21, 2008 7:41 am

    here’s to wishing you speedy recoveries from lack of sleep. i’m just glad you don’t get hangovers. sheesh, you are one hell of a lucky man.

  9. suze on July 21, 2008 9:26 am

    I rather love rockband. And gay men. You had what is possibly my best night ever. I’m so jealous… ;)

  10. ByJane on July 21, 2008 3:19 pm

    Karl,
    You missed Dooce? You missed Dooce’s purple tights? Man, you are really lame.

    T’was great seeing you, albeit briefly. It gets harder and harder to just hang out at these things, doesn’t it.
    Jane

  11. Secondhand Karl on July 21, 2008 9:17 pm
    Sarah - boatloads of fun!

    Charlene - No Dooce. Oh well.

    Hello - I could sleep for DAYS.

    Suze - You would have loved it!

    Jane - Totally missed Dooce. And yeah, it was really difficult to hang out with anyone this year, I thought.

  12. Sybil Law on July 21, 2008 9:47 pm

    Well, it sounds like you had a helluva time!
    I’m headed over to Lisa’s now - although I’m broke until next week. Dammit!

  13. Secondhand Karl on July 21, 2008 9:51 pm
    Sybil - Yep, great time. Now I needs a nap.
  14. martymankins on July 22, 2008 5:23 pm

    Didn’t see Dooce due to over 1,000 people at BlogHer? Sounds just like being one of the commenters on her blog.

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