LOLKarls, w00t !

July 8th, 2008

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Welcome to another chapter in The Summer of Love 2008 here at Secondhand Tryptophan. My name is SJ, and usually you’d find me over at Pseudotherapy. However, Karl was kind enough to invite me back as a SOL2 guest poster, and as we all know, few women can say no to Karl. To show my gratitude, I wanted to do something extra special for him, and one thing came to mind right away. Something Karl loves more than lap dances or naked boobies or even blow jobs. I’m sure you’ve guessed that I’m referring to LOLcats.

Well obviously, any LOLcat I found on the internet would be yesterday’s BoingBoing to Karl, being as how he’s such a connoisseur of the art form and all. Instead, I decided to give him something as unique and special as he is, something no woman’s ever given him before. So here you are, sweetie — your very own LOLKarls!!!

No, really, Karl, thanks aren’t necessary. This was a gift of love. Imagining the look on your face at this moment is truly all the thanks I need. Love ya, babe!

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48 Responses to “LOLKarls, w00t !”

  1. Secondhand Karl on July 8, 2008 12:13 am

    Heh, thanks for not only using the LOLcats references but that godawful OTHER word I hate in the title. Wench.

    Very well done.

  2. Willie G on July 8, 2008 12:15 am

    As I’ve always imagined Karl to be.

  3. Lisa on July 8, 2008 12:41 am

    w00t! Is that the w0rd y0u hate Kaw0l?

    This was a classic post SJ…Rock on!!!

  4. penny on July 8, 2008 1:32 am

    Too hilarious!

  5. Nina on July 8, 2008 1:57 am

    Karl, would it be too forward if I said I think you are the hotness? Because I do.

  6. adena on July 8, 2008 2:01 am

    Omg….loving this!

    Hilly has not commented yet. I can sense her cringing as I type….

  7. Robin on July 8, 2008 3:45 am

    All I want to know is who took the last picture….it’s Karl porn.

    That is all. :)

  8. Whit on July 8, 2008 3:49 am

    Oh hai, can Karlz haz pants?

  9. whall on July 8, 2008 7:02 am

    Invisible muscles is my new wallpaper.

    No, not on my laptop.

    In my bathroom.

  10. blondefabulous on July 8, 2008 8:14 am

    It was all good until the last one!

    {shudder}

  11. Dave2 on July 8, 2008 8:30 am

    LOL!

  12. Avitable on July 8, 2008 8:36 am

    W00t indeed, SJ!

  13. Avitable on July 8, 2008 8:37 am

    Wait. I typed w00t.

  14. Avitable on July 8, 2008 8:37 am

    Damn it - it changes the zeroes to “o”s automatically!

  15. Miss Britt on July 8, 2008 8:41 am

    I KNEW my beer tasted funny!

  16. Cissa Fireheart on July 8, 2008 8:55 am

    That was friggin hilarious! LMAO

  17. Michelle on July 8, 2008 9:13 am

    That was to frakin’ funny.

  18. suze on July 8, 2008 9:21 am

    Oh SJ - I think you may be the only person on earth Karl would let get away with this…

  19. SJ on July 8, 2008 9:33 am

    Karl: It’s all about the LOVE, babe!

    Willie G: As have many of us.

    Lisa: Yep, he loves w-00-t almost as much as LOLcats.

    Penny: Thanks! I’ll be here all week. [LIE]

    Nina: Don’t worry, we ALL feel that way. Well, except his pseudosib, Hilly.

    Adena: What? Hilly loves the LOLcats as much as Karl does! ;)

    Robin: His mom did.

    Whit: You are outvoted by 1,187 women.

    whall: Good place for it! It’s excellent for masturbatory inspiration.

    blondefabulous: Oh, come on! In most beers, you couldn’t tell the difference.

    Dave2: TWKS!

    Avitable: You *had* to know Karl would have built-in w-00-t prevention.

    Miss Britt: ALL beer tastes like piss to me.

    Cissa: Thanks, I had fun creating them.

  20. SJ on July 8, 2008 9:36 am

    w-0-0-t

    *w 0 0 t*

    Karl, you’re a fanatic!

  21. SJ on July 8, 2008 9:38 am

    doubleU-zero-zero-tee

    But it’s just not the same. *sigh*

  22. Lady Jaye on July 8, 2008 9:45 am

    The one with the cops is hands down my favorite!
    W 0 0 T

  23. Secondhand Karl on July 8, 2008 9:49 am

    My mother did NOT take that last picture! Self portrait. Sheesh, what sort of freak do you think I am? Never mind, don’t answer that.

  24. Dragon on July 8, 2008 10:04 am

    Uhhh….well, at least Karl kept his sandals on in the last photo, so he’s not ummmmm…..completely naked. So…there’s that.

    I think I’ll go hide under my desk now. :)

  25. sizzle on July 8, 2008 10:07 am

    The licking! Aack! I forgot about that. I feel so exposed. Thanks, SJ. ;-)

  26. NYCWD on July 8, 2008 10:10 am

    I feel like I’ve been warped into I Can Haz Turkey?

    Oh, and I am never drinking beer with Karl again.

    Ever.

  27. Sybil Law on July 8, 2008 10:16 am

    That is one hilarious post!
    Hahahahaha
    Love it!

  28. martymankins on July 8, 2008 10:31 am

    Finally, a set of LOL pics that Dave2 can like.

  29. SJ on July 8, 2008 10:39 am

    Lady Jaye: Karl has an endless supply of LOLworthy pics.

    Karl: It’s not like she didn’t change your diapers and such! Hell, she saw your jangly bits before you did.

    Dragon: Did you not see the original post Karl took that photo for??? Karl, please post the link! (I’m at work)

    Sizzle: Don’t you realize how many women are envying you right now? THRONGS!!!

    Dawg: If I have saved one soul from the vileness of yeast-infected beverage, my work here is done. Oh wait, you only swore it off *with Karl.* Damn.

    Sybil Law: I’m rather fond of it myself. :)

  30. John on July 8, 2008 11:19 am

    LOL. Triple dipple schnizzle w00t!

    Nice SJ. : )

  31. Finn on July 8, 2008 11:49 am

    Wow. To pick a favorite… hmmm. Gayometer. Absolutely. I think.

    Well done!

  32. Penelope on July 8, 2008 1:06 pm

    OH wow that is hilarious! Is it wrong of me that I actually do think LOLcats are funny? I think LOLKarl’s are funnier though ;o)
    Bravo SJ!!

  33. SJ on July 8, 2008 2:15 pm

    Marty: Dave2 loves ALL LOLcats. He’s just afraid admitting it will weaken his macho image.

    John: Thanks! Shall I do you next?

    Finn: Thank you. God only knows what sort of pics will be taken of Karl THIS year at BlogHer!

    Penelope: You’re not alone. I ADORE LOLcats, and am not embarrassed to say so. I’ve even contributed some to ICHC? myself. Also? Karl excels beyond previous efforts at everything he does, so naturally he’s funnier.

  34. Sue on July 8, 2008 3:14 pm

    DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    can’t.stop.laughing!

    Oh damn, I spit out some of my coffee.

    hahahaha

    ehehehehehe

    The last one, priceless!!!

  35. Secondhand Karl on July 8, 2008 5:50 pm

    For anyone who doesn’t know where that last photo came from: http://secondhandkarl.com/2008/04/now-get-womens-erotic-juices-in-a-bottle/

  36. hello haha narf on July 8, 2008 6:37 pm

    ha!
    funniest thing i have seen all fucking day.
    i SO needed that.

  37. Stacey on July 8, 2008 8:19 pm

    Brilliant!!!

  38. Ms Batman on July 8, 2008 8:48 pm

    OMG! This is just brilliant! W-oo-t indeed!

  39. SJ on July 8, 2008 9:02 pm

    Michelle and Suze: I’m so sorry I missed your comments earlier! I think maybe you posted them while I was answering others (sneakily, while at work, heh).

    Sue: Be careful! It is by the juice of the java bean that thoughts acquire speed …

    Becky: Glad I could help improve your day!

    Stacey: Indeed.

    Ms Batman: Thank you. Alas, we are banned from entering the w.0.0.t. word here, no matter how we try.

  40. SJ on July 8, 2008 9:09 pm

    Argh! It’s the FONT, people!!! Not Karl’s evil genius. Look at the 2008s - the zeroes look like lower-case Os.

    I hang my former-graphic-designer head in shame that I *just now noticed* that quirk of the font.

  41. Kris on July 8, 2008 9:16 pm

    Y’know, I always thought beer tasted like horse piss… Now we know.

    (One of the many reasons I stick to vodka, yo.)

  42. Kris on July 8, 2008 9:22 pm

    W()()T!

  43. Elizabeth on July 8, 2008 10:32 pm

    This is sheer brilliance. Karl is the wOOtiest! My favorite has to be the bukkit photo.

  44. Little Miss Sunshine State on July 8, 2008 11:18 pm

    I knew we hadn’t seen the end of that last picture!

  45. Alpha Blogger. Who, Me? | SecondHand Tryptophan on July 9, 2008 12:00 am

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  46. Patty on July 9, 2008 2:01 am

    Funny! Great post and had to laugh at the photos you picked.

  47. SJ on July 9, 2008 10:42 am

    Kris: I totally agree theoretically, since I’ve never tasted horse piss. Good job on the w()()t!

    Elizabeth: Yeah, that one was the easiest to caption, since it looks like he’s holding back some serious hurlage. Ooh, clever way to wOOt!

    Little Miss: And with any luck, we never will.

    Patty: Thanks! I always love playing with Karl.

  48. Tracy on July 9, 2008 4:36 pm

    I think I just peed in my pants a little. Brilliant.

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