Under the Tuscan Nap

June 1st, 2008

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I’m feeling exhausted lately. I’m not sleeping well and I don’t appreciate yawning at 9:30 at night, either. Maybe I shouldn’t be watching the Women’s Entertainment network (WE). “Under the Tuscan Sun” is a decent flick, and Diane Lane is always hot. But this thing is putting me to sleep.

Yesterday afternoon I got something odd in the mail: lipstick. Apparently, it’s a sample from Zhen Beauty, though I certainly never ordered anything from them and don’t know how they got my address. The name of the shade of lipstick is Yin Yang. So thanks for the lipstick, whoever it is that sent it. I’ll put it to good use.

In other words, my mom is getting it.

And I’m going to bed. Early. On a Saturday night.

Oh, one other thing. Almost forgot. Today my friend Chase is getting married!

Jeremy and Chase

Go on over to Chase’s place and wish her and Jeremy a beautiful new life together.

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19 Responses to “Under the Tuscan Nap”

  1. Avitable on June 1, 2008 12:54 am

    Who are you kidding? You’re going to use that lipstick on the rim of your fingers and then masturbate and pretend it’s a blowjob.

  2. Hilly on June 1, 2008 2:28 am

    You love me. You want to send me shiny lipstick. The power of my boobs compel you. ;)

    Yay for Chase…love her, love her show.

  3. Whit on June 1, 2008 2:39 am

    Ying Yang? You’re more of an autumn.

  4. Winter on June 1, 2008 3:03 am

    I’m trying to figure out who would have sold your address to that obviously metrosexual cosmetics company.

    I’m bummed I’m gonna miss your show. But this picnic is my event (I’m the chair) so I’ll come home with lots of leftover Dodger dogs and veggie burgers and pig out while I listen to the archive.

  5. Chase on June 1, 2008 3:08 am

    Awwww, thank you, my dear!! I’m glad you got to see my boobs one last time before they were old married ones. I’m getting married in about 12 hours. HOLY SHIT. (Guess that means I need to get to bed. Holy shit again.)

  6. Sue on June 1, 2008 7:53 am

    That movie makes me sleepy too. Just the mention of it induces yawning. Thanks. heheheh

  7. Secondhand Karl on June 1, 2008 8:49 am

    Avitable - Yeah, that’s probably true.

    Hilly - well, you’d certainly get more use out of it, I’m sure.

    Whit - I know! I don’t know what these people were thinking!

    Winter - Yeah, there’s always the archives.

    Chase - I’m glad I got to see your awesome boobs one last time, too. Have a great day!

    Sue - Yeah, I managed to stay awake for the rest of it…I liked how it wasn’t the “perfect” ending kind of movie.

  8. DutchBitch on June 1, 2008 10:09 am

    Awwww same here… big fat bad sleeping (hence being at your blog on Friday at 2.30 a.m. my time)…

    I am trying to catch up on the couch right now… But I had to come see you first!

    Sweet dreams babe!!!! SLEEP

  9. Sybil Law on June 1, 2008 10:38 am

    Hahahahahaha
    I am still laughing at Avitable’s response!
    Yeah - his response sucked any response I had right outta me.
    :)

  10. Secondhand Karl on June 1, 2008 10:49 am

    DutchBitch - Sorry you’re having a hard time sleeping, too. Get some nappage in today!

    Sybil Law - Yeah, he usually sucks. heh.

  11. Stacey on June 1, 2008 11:04 am

    During the week I’m sneaking off to bed around 9:30 at night. On the weekend I sometimes make it to 11.

    When did I get so old?

  12. Cyndi on June 1, 2008 1:34 pm

    Dude, I’ve totally been watching that movie at night too! ha ha. It’s been on at least 3 nights this week. I’m addicted. But I go to sleep before the end since I also start yawning around 9:30.

  13. Secondhand Karl on June 1, 2008 11:02 pm

    Stacey - Wow, and I have DECADES on you. Or thereabouts. ;)

    Cyndi - It’s actually a decent movie. You know, for a chick flick.

  14. Kevin Spencer on June 2, 2008 12:01 am

    I really tried to watch that movie a week or so ago but fell asleep after 5 minutes. I took that as a sign.

  15. Secondhand Karl on June 2, 2008 12:17 am

    Kevin - Yeah, you definitely don’t want to watch that one when you’re already tired.

  16. BlondeBlogger on June 3, 2008 8:10 pm

    I loooooove Chase and am so happy for her! And I’m envious that we BOTH posted about her wedding and you had a bunch of people go congratulate her and I had, hmmmm….zero! LOL

  17. Secondhand Karl on June 3, 2008 8:15 pm

    BlondeBlogger - Love her, too. Well, you need to bribe your readers with boob shots. That’s what I say, anyway.

  18. BlondeBlogger on June 3, 2008 10:10 pm

    ROFL!!! I have the cleavage shot from Fab’s contest still. I’ll use that in the post next time I need it. hahahaha

  19. Secondhand Karl on June 3, 2008 11:34 pm

    BlondeBlogger - There ya go!

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