And I’d kill to be Spider-Man. I was Gambit.

Nicole – You stole Nina already? But I just got her!

And yes, I agree with you on this last installment of Indiana Jones – it was fun, but the first and the third movies were the best. I hate the second one!

J.

As far as correctional officers, and the cover-up, I totally believe it.

So, I live like 10 miles away from a Federal prison, and a lot of the guards live here in town, or the area.

A few years ago there was this horrific story about a young girl (18-19) who was kidnapped at night from a old folks home she worked at. The abductor broke in through the back slider, and took her. No one noticed she was gone until hours later, because she was the only staff working at the time. (It was a small, in house facility, not a big place.)

Later that morning, a trucker up on a logging road up in the Coast Hills came across this girl stumbling towards his truck. She was completely naked, and covered in cuts and scratches, and understandably FREAKED THE FUCK OUT! So, he stopped the truck, put her in it, gave her his shirt, called the authorities from his cab, and drove like a bat out of hell towards town.

She tells the authorities that she had no idea who her abductor was, but she was BRILLIANT for remembering details, and she also had given him a “fairly intimate” injury. (GO her!)

BUT, her story was horrible. Taken up to the Coast Forest (Which is huge, and very, very rugged), raped repeatedly, made to do many, many unpleasant things to the guy, and when she finally decided she was going to die no matter what, that he wouldn’t let her live no matter how much she complied, she decided to make it easier for the authorities, or SOMEONE to figure out something had happened, and bit they guy fairly substantially on his dick. This pissed him off, to put it mildly, and he strangled her, covered her w/ brush, and left her for dead.

How she survived, no one is really sure. He STRANGLED her until she lost consciousness…she lost the ability to speak for a while, he was that violent (she wrote her statement out), but somehow, she woke up a few hours later, stumbled out to a logging road, and miraculously found the trucker.

A couple days later, the guy is caught…thanks in part to her incredible memory for details (the drawing they did of the guy based on her recollection was almost like a photograph of the guy), and also because he was “injured.”

Moral of this story? The guy was a corrections officer at the prison.

Yeah. Upstanding, alright.