Yes, at this time, I should be back in Florida. In fact, Britt and I should have landed in Orlando about 15 minutes ago. We're probably on the tram going back to the main airport so we can pick up our luggage. Actually, we're probably marching our asses as quickly as possible to ...
Monthly Archives: June 2008
Jun
29
The Five Questions Thing That’s Going Around
Yes, it's another meme. Deal with it. This published at midnight, and at this time I'm probably drunk off my ass in New York City, doing body shots off of Britt's neck and Becky's boobs. I might be singing karaoke, hard to say. I hope that I'm partying with
Jun
28
While I’m at Brittcon, Enjoy a Movie Meme. Or Don’t.
Totally stole this from Avitable. Entertainment Weekly came up with a list of the top 100 movies of the last 25 years. I've bolded the movies that I've watched and put asterisks next to the ones that I liked. Also, I've listed the movies I DIDN'T like in red print. Feel ...
Jun
27
Shh! I’m Trying to Hear if Britt Makes Jungle Noises
So I'm here at Britt's. FINALLY. Took me 3-1/2 hours to get here, thanks to inordinate amounts of traffic both on US-27 AND I-4. And a shitton of rain. Why the fuck is it that idiots decide to weave back and forth from lane to lane when we're doing 15 mph? Seriously? Do ...
Jun
26
I Need Rachel Ray to Escort Me Around NYC
So I'm leaving for Orlando today, heading up to Miss Britt's. We talked on the phone and she gave me a key to her house AND the super secret security code. I'm totally going through her underwear drawer when I get there. Believe it.
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I’m a writer. A lover, not a fighter. An amateur philosopher who enjoys shaving giraffes and dancing around my living room in my boxers.