Happy Freaky Frakkin’ Friday! More Winners!

May 30th, 2008

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Freaky Frakkin\' Friday!

That’s right, boys and girls…it’s time for another Freaky Frakkin’ Friday here at SecondHand Tryptophan. You know what that means, right? Your chance to WIN! WIN! WIN!

As I did last Friday (and I’ll be doing EVERY Friday), I will be randomly chatting people up while they’re perusing my blog. I have this power thanks to the awesomeness that is Woopra, my favorite stats program in the world. Any time you’re on 2HT I can start a chat with you, and today I’ll do just that.

Any time during the next 24 hours (until midnight Eastern time) I’ll pick people to chat with. Some of those people will walk away with amazing 2HT merchandise, now available in the 2HT Store. I’ll be giving away some magnets like so:


2HT Magnet, 3-in. magnet

2HT Magnet, 3-in.
by
karlerikson

Get this custom magnet at Zazzle

INTROVERTS UNITE! Square magnet magnet

INTROVERTS UNITE! Square magnet
by
karlerikson

Get this custom magnet at Zazzle

If you win a magnet, it’s your choice which one you’d like.

And ONE lucky winner will receive a 2HT t-shirt of their choice! Lots of designs to choose from, including:


INTROVERTS UNITE! Dark t-shirt shirt

INTROVERTS UNITE! Dark t-shirt
by
karlerikson

Get this custom shirt at Zazzle

SecondHand Tryptophan, Ladies Ringer shirt

SecondHand Tryptophan, Ladies Ringer
by
karlerikson

Get this custom shirt at Zazzle

And:


That's What Karl Said (TWKS), tee shirt for men shirt

That’s What Karl Said (TWKS), tee shirt for men
by
karlerikson

Get this custom shirt at Zazzle
Totally your choice of shirts if you win. Plus, I’ll customize it however you like. I can change the shirt color, the text color, and naturally whatever size you want (within reason). Any shirt that’s designed for a woman (or a man) I can change the shirt over to the opposite sex for you, no problem. That’s not saying that guys can suddenly have breasts. I’m not THAT good or I’d be sitting around in my house all day tweaking my supple nipples. More.
Oh, and if you win or purchase a shirt from the 2HT Store, take a picture of yourself wearing your stylish new shirt and I’ll put it up here on the blog.
To be fair, I’ve randomly generated times using Random.org and I’ll be sticking to those times to select winners. If nobody is on my site at one of the random times (hard to believe, but it happens), then I’ll wait for the NEXT visitor to drop by so I can pounce on them. On the odd occasion that you can’t chat back with me for whatever reason - sometimes firewalls prevent people from answering me - I’ll give you the special code word and my e-mail address. If you email me with the code word, your name, and snail mail address, then you get your prize.
It’s that simple. This is my way of saying thanks for reading. Fridays are a great day to get acquainted with my Archives. I mean, you can hang out all DAY. Except if you’re at work, in which case you have to stealthily hang out all day.
And I’ll be chatting with people throughout the day, even outside the appointed random times. Even if you don’t win a prize, you could wind up chatting with me, and that’s a prize unto itself. *cough*
Good luck and I’ll see you here on 2HT!
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50 Responses to “Happy Freaky Frakkin’ Friday! More Winners!”

  1. Poppy on May 30, 2008 12:41 am

    You are so damn fancy I can’t frakkin’ stand it.

    I almost bought a shirt the other day! But I got distracted by all the styles and couldn’t find a favorite. shirt style. I shall try again.

    And eventually Dawg and I will have matching blogger wardrobes.

    (Wow, … um, cute? hehe)

  2. N. Francesca on May 30, 2008 12:47 am

    Chat me up. I’m game.

    Me needs me some good 2HT threads to sport around town.

  3. Poppy on May 30, 2008 1:07 am

    I swear you’re trying to entice me back over to the blog by stalking mine.

    But it’s BEDTIME!

    Goodnight! Happy Friday!

  4. Hilly on May 30, 2008 1:10 am

    I need to buy a TWKS shirt….NEED, not want.

  5. bluepaintred on May 30, 2008 1:37 am

    Heh. thats a great way to do a contest! Hopefully, eventually, maybe, someday when woopra lets me be part of the group, i will steal this idea and play the chat and win game on BPR! You are so SMRT!

  6. hello haha narf on May 30, 2008 1:38 am

    ok, third time this evening that i arrive right after hilly only to find out that she stole my comment. i’m starting to get a complex!

    NEED one of them shirts!

  7. hello haha narf on May 30, 2008 1:38 am

    wow, blueppaintred snuck in there between me and hilly!

    i feel strangely alone.

    karl, hold me…

  8. Brandon on May 30, 2008 1:53 am

    This Woopra thing might get me to finally upgrade my blog. Maybe for my fifth blogiversary I will and then chat with as many people as I can.

  9. MommasTantrum on May 30, 2008 2:11 am

    I think I am going to get me some Woopra for my new blog reveal next month. It would be cool to have my one year anniversary with stalker tools, and a kick ass logo!

    LOST KICKED ASS!

  10. Winter on May 30, 2008 2:59 am

    I’m patiently awaiting my Woopra. And it was such a prize to talk to you last Friday on the Woopra chat. I loved it! Now, I NEED one of those TWKS shirts… so I can hang it next to my Zombies Ate My Brain from Blogography shirt.

  11. Penelope on May 30, 2008 3:00 am

    I’m strangely nervous about being here now in case some box pops up and you yell “BOO!” at me! That would just about scare me to death heh!
    *Running away* ;o)

  12. Frankie on May 30, 2008 8:13 am

    Still awaiting my woopra as well. Been over a week here. Guess you have to wait on all the good things.

    I would like to see how that chat feature actually works.

  13. Jan on May 30, 2008 8:54 am

    Gosh, I can’t see anything with my blog’s stat stuff. I am still so jealous.

    Oh, and can I have a fancy frakkin fridge magnet?

  14. Avitable on May 30, 2008 9:30 am

    I love that picture of you for the TWKS shirt. That is just hilarious!

  15. Catscratch Diva on May 30, 2008 9:36 am

    And I thought my Catscratch Diva business cards were pimpin.

    Good job, buddy!

  16. DutchBitch on May 30, 2008 10:15 am

    I’m here!!! I AM HERE!!! for the next 40 min or so so friggin chat with me!!! Stat!!! * blood shot eyes *

  17. DutchBitch on May 30, 2008 10:17 am

    Soooo… are we chatting yet?

  18. DutchBitch on May 30, 2008 10:25 am

    Pffftttt it says “could not connect”

    Should I go and blow up the medical center firewall?

  19. N. Francesca on May 30, 2008 10:25 am

    This morning, I felt strangely ‘magnetized’ by all things 2HT.

    Thanks to ‘Holy Lord of The Ether’ for the treat.

    May the Force Be With You,

    N.

  20. Finn on May 30, 2008 10:32 am

    I want one of those shirts. Now. Drive down and bring to me.

    *taps foot* Are you on your way yet?

    Fine. Be that way.

  21. Secondhand Karl on May 30, 2008 11:15 am

    Poppy - so many shirts to choose from!

    N. Francesca - well, you at least have a magnet!

    Poppy - Happy Friday!

    Hilly - Yes, you really need one of those shirts.

    Bluepaintred - Woopra rocks.

    Hello - I think you need SEVERAL shirts.

    Brandon - Very cool…if you switch to Wordpress you know what you have to look forward to!

    Momma’s Tantrum - Lost totally kicked ass last night.

    Winter - well, the t-shirt is still up for grabs. Otherwise, the store is open!

    Penelope - It’s not that scary. I don’t yell BOO, anyway. I yell “Rooooooar!”

    Frankie - Takes time to get approved. Took me 3 weeks.

    Jan - Sure, you can win a magnet. I have several more to give away today. :)

    Avitable - Yeah, it is pretty freaking funny.

    Catscratch Diva - I’m sure your cards are fabulous. I need to design some new cards for me to give away for BlogHer this summer.

    DutchBitch - yes, you should blow up your hospital’s firewall.

    N. Francesca - congrats!

    Finn - sure, I’ll bring it to you. Just order a shirt. ;)

  22. Lady Jaye on May 30, 2008 11:21 am

    OMG if I don’t get chatted up I’m so buying a TWKS shirt. That is the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen.

  23. Tobi on May 30, 2008 11:38 am

    Nice chatting with you. Sorry for my lame conversational skills. Enjoy the movie freaking people out :)!

  24. Poppy on May 30, 2008 11:49 am

    Dear Karl, you make me weep by not chatting with me, despite me being here alllll day. *sniffle* I now know you only like me for my boobs. Dirty old man.

    Poppy

    (PS - I’m still buying a shirt.)

  25. Secondhand Karl on May 30, 2008 12:18 pm

    Lady Jaye - Well, I expect to see a photo of you wearing one of the 2HT shirts, then.

    Tobi - Pleasure chatting with you. :)

    Poppy - I’m looking and chatting. I’ll catch you one of these times.

  26. Cissa Fireheart on May 30, 2008 12:19 pm

    Hope I didn’t miss a chance to win….forgot I left your page open while doing “payday errands”

    one of these days (probably after BrittCon) I will buy a t-shirt…and OMG you just IM’d me!

  27. Mike on May 30, 2008 12:20 pm

    I’m waiting on my Woopra myself… Great way to use it!

  28. Secondhand Karl on May 30, 2008 12:27 pm

    Cissa - Great chatting with you. You really need a 2HT shirt FOR BrittCon!

    Mike - Yeah, I’m having a lot of fun with it.

  29. Lynda on May 30, 2008 1:43 pm

    I think that it’s funny you ask people to subscribe to your RSS feed when you want people to visit you so you can chat with them. hehe.

  30. Lynda on May 30, 2008 1:44 pm

    Plus, I am running away before you catch me. Darn Twitter link!

  31. aka_monty on May 30, 2008 2:17 pm

    I would proudly wear your face across my breasts. And I would turn the shirt inside out so you could be staring at my cleavage ALL.DAY.LONG. ?

  32. Penelope on May 30, 2008 2:26 pm

    Hey ho I’m back again waiting for the “Rooaaarrrrr”…pouring some more wine…talking to myself…feeling slightly weirded out now…bit more wine…is this thing on?? *tap tap*

  33. g-man on May 30, 2008 3:03 pm

    HA!!! I’m ordering a TWKS shirt!! too funny Karl.

  34. ACG on May 30, 2008 3:06 pm

    I WON! I WON!

  35. John on May 30, 2008 4:35 pm

    Ha! Great merch. : )

  36. DutchBitch on May 30, 2008 5:29 pm

    See! The firewall was so bad that I didn’t even get to see the codeword and email!!! sheesh, fucking medical center!

    brb * BANG! *

    So if CNN has Breaking News about a Dutch Medical Center in flames cuz someone blew up the firewall.. ya know…

    And seriously, on the twitter reply: WHO ELSE could it be from The Netherlands! Sheesh!!!

  37. shari on May 30, 2008 5:37 pm

    This is hilarious! What a great idea!! Awesome t-shirts and “maganettas.” (That’s what Littlest Eclectic calls magnets.)

  38. Bec on May 30, 2008 5:55 pm

    Waiting for new credit cards sucks! Need new t-shirts and things to make my life exciting again! Money spending is the best.

  39. martymankins on May 30, 2008 6:44 pm

    Ok, it took me some time to get here today… it’s still Friday and I don’t see any pop ups (well, at least ones that don’t offer me a low interest home loan)

    I will have to be better about this next Friday.

  40. Stacey on May 30, 2008 7:35 pm

    It’s weird coming here knowing you’re watching my every move. Well, probably not today. I hope that you have something better to do with YOUR Friday night.

  41. hello haha narf on May 30, 2008 8:16 pm

    so wait, all i gotta do to get 40+ comments is to give away a t-shirt or magnet and tell folks i might chat with em? COOL!

  42. TSM on May 30, 2008 8:30 pm

    I need to get me one of those TWKS shirts. Great conversation piece!

  43. Secondhand Karl on May 30, 2008 9:26 pm

    Lynda - I know, right? But still, most people come to visit my blog most days. And today they have incentive!

    aka Monty - Woo hoo!

    Penelope - Yep, it’s on. Alas, my internet was down for a few hours. Still giving stuff away.

    Gman - excellent!

    ACG - You sure did.

    John - Thanks, I look forward to your order(s). :)

    DutchBitch - well, I finally got in touch with you!

    Shari - funny, that’s what I call them, too. OK, maybe not.

    Bec - Hurry up, credit cards!

    Martymankins - Still a few prizes left, actually, but you didn’t hear that from me.

    Stacey - No, actually, I don’t.

    Hello - yep, that’s it.

    TSM - Yes, you really need one of those shirts. In fact, you should get some for the entire family.

  44. Nat on May 30, 2008 9:55 pm

    Why do I feel like I’m being watched. :)

    Cool idea.

  45. Poppy on May 30, 2008 10:00 pm

    I totally just recorded my happy dance video for you.

  46. Secondhand Karl on May 30, 2008 10:10 pm

    Nat - maybe because I’m watching you?

    Poppy - Awesome!

  47. Winter on May 30, 2008 11:05 pm

    I’m so buying a shirt the payday after rent. I too like the idea of your face nestled against my breasts…

  48. Secondhand Karl on May 31, 2008 12:24 am

    Winter - You know, I kind of like the idea of my face nestled against your breasts, too.

  49. DaDuck on May 31, 2008 5:45 am

    Man, how do I always miss this?

  50. Secondhand Karl on May 31, 2008 8:16 am

    DaDuck - I don’t know. It’s always on FRIDAY. :)

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