Freaky Frakkin’ Friday!

Freaky Frakkin\' Friday!

Today is Freaky Frakkin’ Friday! What does that mean? It means that I’m going to go Woopra all over your ass today. Woopra is a very cool live statistics program for Wordpress users…well, Wordpress users that are self-hosting. As of now, you can’t use Woopra on Wordpress.com.

What’s so cool about it? Well, it shows LIVE stats. And I mean LIVE. Nearly instantaneous. You show up on my blog and I know about it right then and there. Like so.

Woopra Live Visitors

If you click on this image you can see on the world map there are two visitors on my site. One of them is me, and the other is someone else. I can see exactly what pages people are viewing on my site, along with numerous other things such as the operating system they’re using, the browser, the screen resolution, etc.

Of course there are plenty of other stats available.

Woopra Stats

Here I can see the top referrers of people to my site, all of the countries people are visiting from, the top search strings that bring people here, and all of the pages viewed on the blog. It’s just freaking amazing.

One of the really cool features of Woopra is that I can actually CHAT with people reading my blog while they’re on my site. It doesn’t require any software on your part. If you’re viewing pages on my blog, I can click the “Start a conversation” link and just start chatting.

This is where the Freaky Frakkin’ Friday comes in. Now on Fridays I’ll be randomly chatting people up while they’re visiting my blog. It could be any time, but I’m going to spread these chats throughout the day. You never know when I’m watching. And yeah, I’ll freak people the frak out, thus the Freaky Frakkin’ Friday.

2HT ButtonsToday I’ll be randomly selecting people that I chat with to win prizes! That’s right, just for visiting my blog today and chatting with me (if you’re so lucky to be selected) you could win a great prize. Today I’ll be giving away to three lucky people one of the amazing 2HT Buttons, just like you may have received if you went to TequilaCon in Philadelphia!

These are quality buttons created by none other than Dave himself. I got them through the Artificial Duck Store.

To be fair about it, I’ve randomly selected three times throughout the day when I’ll be looking at Woopra. The first person that pops up onto my site after the appointed times will be hit up for a chat. And they’ll win a button! All you’ll have to do is e-mail me using the e-mail address I give you in the chat…give me your name and mailing address and I’ll send you your prize.

Anyone in the WORLD can win! Plus, you’ll be especially lucky since I hardly ever use snail mail. That’s right, you’ll get actual mail from me. Anyone who knows me knows this is an extremely rare thing.

Good luck and let’s get FREAKY! See you on 2HT!

53 Responses to Freaky Frakkin’ Friday!
  1. holly
    May 23, 2008 | 12:05 am

    coolness – i’m going to get woopra too! :) and i must add that your pipe smokin’ dude is pretty rad. go karl, go karl.

    Reply

  2. martymankins
    May 23, 2008 | 12:30 am

    Sweet deal. I’ll be visiting more often to watch Karl type and watch CNN election coverage.

    I’ve signed up for Woopra for both of my sites (soon to be a 3rd site). Just waiting for the approval to happen.

    Reply

  3. Dave2
    May 23, 2008 | 1:33 am

    STALKER!!!

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  4. Secondhand Karl
    May 23, 2008 | 1:54 am

    Holly – it’s just amazing.

    Martymankins – you’re gonna love it.

    Dave2 – Guilty as charged.

    Reply

  5. Hilly
    May 23, 2008 | 2:30 am

    Oh yeah, you can stalk us but SOME OF US know when you sleep and when you nap.

    Whatcha gonna doooo then?

    Reply

  6. Winter
    May 23, 2008 | 2:31 am

    Ooooh. I must have that woopra! I love new toys! I’ll stop by a few times in the hope of winning a cool button too.

    Reply

  7. Penelope
    May 23, 2008 | 3:20 am

    Good grief! I would seriously freak the frak out BIG time if I was casually stalking (cough) a blog and the blog spoke back to me!! Looks like a very cool new toy though ;o)

    Reply

  8. NYCWD
    May 23, 2008 | 5:29 am

    I <3 the Woopra.

    I hate IE… because I think the chat window only comes up half the time for it.

    Hey… wait… I’m using FireFox… why the fuck aren’t you chatting to me?

    Fine! Be that way!

    Reply

  9. Aunt Robin
    May 23, 2008 | 5:40 am

    Well, here I am. It’s 5:38 AM (Eastern), and I don’t see a chat box.

    *Hmph!* Sleeping in is NO excuse not to talk to me and send me presents.

    Reply

  10. Cissa Fireheart
    May 23, 2008 | 8:28 am

    So…if I sit on your site all day MAYBE I’ll win? hehe…

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  11. Avitable
    May 23, 2008 | 8:32 am

    The one thing I can’t yet figure out with Woopra is a history of visitors – it doesn’t seem to show a list of who visited when, etc., which seems weird.

    Reply

  12. Sandi
    May 23, 2008 | 8:42 am

    Coooooooooool. I may have to leave wordpress.com and host my own on wordpress so I can do this!
    Need to go count my pennies:)

    Reply

  13. Secondhand Karl
    May 23, 2008 | 8:48 am

    Hilly – Ha, I have random times picked out, that’s all I’m saying.

    Winter – It’s a most cool toy, Woopra.

    Penelope – Precisely why the name is there. :)

    NYCWD – Yeah, I’m finding that out.

    Aunt Robin – you never know WHEN it’ll be. ;)

    Cissa – Maybe…

    Avitable – Use the SEARCH button, you’ll get your list.

    Sandi – I think the reason is that Wordpress.com doesn’t let you install Javascript.

    Reply

  14. tori
    May 23, 2008 | 8:57 am

    Is it wierd that this sort of freaks me out? I stalk some blogs and I get all nervous that people will see just exactly how much time I spend stalking them. I’ll get over it though.

    Reply

  15. Fox
    May 23, 2008 | 9:00 am

    I’d say good morning to you too Webmaster Karl, but my firewall at work won’t let me. I’m going to go pout now…and beat up the IT guy.

    Reply

  16. Secondhand Karl
    May 23, 2008 | 9:12 am

    Tori – Ha, don’t freak out, it’s only me. :)

    Fox – I saw you…glad you could see me saying hi, at least.

    Reply

  17. Poppy
    May 23, 2008 | 9:20 am

    That’s what KARL said!

    I am never going to be cool enough for that phrase.

    Here I am… where’s my Woopra?!?!?

    Reply

  18. Secondhand Karl
    May 23, 2008 | 9:26 am

    Poppy – well, I said hello but didn’t get a response. Hmmm. Are you ignoring me?

    Reply

  19. Poppy
    May 23, 2008 | 9:28 am

    I am not ignoring you now that I know you’re talking to me, but… no response. It says “Karl hates you” on my screen. Should I be concerned?

    Reply

  20. Jennifer
    May 23, 2008 | 10:15 am

    Holy smack…I just won the first prize I’ve ever in my entire life won.

    Dude.

    Reply

  21. Heather @ Desperately Seeking Sanity
    May 23, 2008 | 10:18 am

    Interesting idea!

    Reply

  22. Secondhand Karl
    May 23, 2008 | 10:26 am

    Poppy – I think it REALLY says “Karl adores you, especially if you’re websurfing topless.”

    Jennifer – Congratulations!

    Heather – Yeah, it’s fun freaking people out.

    Reply

  23. Poppy
    May 23, 2008 | 10:27 am

    Poppy does not websurf topless. *sniffle*

    Reply

  24. Secondhand Karl
    May 23, 2008 | 10:38 am

    Poppy – You totally ruined my fantasy. ;)

    Reply

  25. Lady Jaye
    May 23, 2008 | 10:38 am

    Very cool. I need to figure out this whole self-hosting thing. I’d love to be able to change my layout/theme and add cool plug-ins. I’m just too code illiterate to do it.

    Reply

  26. noraisins
    May 23, 2008 | 11:03 am

    Whoo Hoo! I won. This was so much more fun than my last two stalkers.

    Reply

  27. Finn
    May 23, 2008 | 11:17 am

    Hi, I’m here! But you already knew that didn’t you?

    Reply

  28. Secondhand Karl
    May 23, 2008 | 11:25 am

    Noraisins – Congrats!

    Finn – Well, I do now, don’t I?

    Reply

  29. Jeff
    May 23, 2008 | 12:41 pm

    Well? (tapping fingers on desk)

    Reply

  30. Secondhand Karl
    May 23, 2008 | 12:51 pm

    Jeff – ha, I’m chatting with lots of people today, but not EVERYONE. Even I’m not THAT talented.

    Reply

  31. Lynda
    May 23, 2008 | 12:59 pm

    That sounds like an interesting stalker program. Yeah, I have to agree with Dave2. hehe!

    ;)

    Reply

  32. DutchieStyle
    May 23, 2008 | 3:52 pm

    After reading this post last night I decided to download the program and plugin and now I’m just waiting to have my url approved. I didn’t think it would take as long as what it has as I’m still waiting. Oh well. I’m looking forward to seeing everything it has to offer.

    Reply

  33. Sybil Law
    May 23, 2008 | 4:10 pm

    The other night, when you were talking, it really freaked me out, but I loved it!
    Hey – they don’t call me Superfreak for nothin’.
    Okay – no one calls me Superfreak. But they could.
    Anyway, you must be napping now. No prizes for me! :(
    That’s okay. That live chat stuff is saweet, anyway!

    Reply

  34. Secondhand Karl
    May 23, 2008 | 4:59 pm

    Lynda – it’s very cool.

    Dutchie Style – It took me three weeks to get approved. They’re still in beta.

    Sybil Law/Superfreak – You never know. Heh. There are still 7 hours left in the day.

    Reply

  35. Winter
    May 23, 2008 | 5:17 pm

    YAY! I won a button! Me lurrrrves Karl and his cool web tool!

    Reply

  36. Lynda
    May 23, 2008 | 5:32 pm

    Sooo….

    Can you see me now?

    Reply

  37. Secondhand Karl
    May 23, 2008 | 5:55 pm

    Winter – woo hoo!

    Lynda – Um, sorry, I was away for a bit. I’m not actually sitting there staring at Woopra all day. Just here and there.

    Reply

  38. Brandon
    May 23, 2008 | 7:24 pm

    Hello! I’m here! I want a button!

    Reply

  39. Patty
    May 23, 2008 | 7:29 pm

    helloooo…..anyone there?

    Reply

  40. supertiff
    May 23, 2008 | 7:46 pm

    i’m so glad that i found your blog. you always teach me the coolest stuff.
    thanks!

    Reply

  41. Greeneyezz
    May 23, 2008 | 8:29 pm

    OK, you really freaked me out a bit this morning!

    Too bad I couldn’t stay longer.
    Boys and their toys. (That’s a neat little toy.)

    ~ZZ

    Reply

  42. Secondhand Karl
    May 23, 2008 | 9:46 pm

    Brandon – Well, there are still two hours + left in the day, so you never know.

    Patty – Hello!

    Supertiff – Are you trying to make me blush? It won’t work. ;P

    Greeneyezz – Glad I caught you just before you left for work.

    Reply

  43. matkins65
    May 23, 2008 | 11:18 pm

    Yeah, I won! Nice chatting with you Karl. See, I told you I would comment more :)

    Reply

  44. m_o_o_nspells
    May 23, 2008 | 11:30 pm

    Well, FRAK! You messaged me and I dunno what happened but I couldn’t respond. :o (
    Happy Friday anyway!

    Reply

  45. Secondhand Karl
    May 23, 2008 | 11:31 pm

    Matkins65 – Great talking to you, too. Thanks for visiting 2HT. ;)

    Reply

  46. Secondhand Karl
    May 23, 2008 | 11:32 pm

    Moonspells – Don’t know why, but not everyone can respond to the chat requests. Doesn’t seem to be tied to any particular browser, but it might have something to do with firewalls. At any rate, thanks for reading!

    Reply

  47. James
    May 23, 2008 | 11:41 pm

    That is way to Big Brother, dude! I would like to win something though. If it can’t be the mega millions, then this would be some compensation. Can you tell me if I snore as much as Mrs. LIAYF says I do???

    Reply

  48. DutchBitch
    May 24, 2008 | 3:40 am

    God fucking dammit!!! The ONE night I doze off on the couch right after dinner I miss out on all the good stuff!!!

    Reply

  49. Greeneyezz
    May 24, 2008 | 8:27 am

    YAAY!!

    I won! I get another button of yours! I’m glad you did catch me before I left.
    And yes, Dave did an awesome job at creating them.

    Will be looking for it in the mail.

    ~ZZ

    Reply

  50. Secondhand Karl
    May 24, 2008 | 12:47 pm

    James – I’ll be giving stuff away every Friday. And yeah, you snore enough to pull plaster off the ceiling.

    DutchBitch – Awww, it went on all day long!

    Greeneyezz – I’ll get ‘em out in the mail in the next few days.

    Reply

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