Today is Freaky Frakkin’ Friday! What does that mean? It means that I’m going to go Woopra all over your ass today. Woopra is a very cool live statistics program for Wordpress users…well, Wordpress users that are self-hosting. As of now, you can’t use Woopra on Wordpress.com.
What’s so cool about it? Well, it shows LIVE stats. And I mean LIVE. Nearly instantaneous. You show up on my blog and I know about it right then and there. Like so.
If you click on this image you can see on the world map there are two visitors on my site. One of them is me, and the other is someone else. I can see exactly what pages people are viewing on my site, along with numerous other things such as the operating system they’re using, the browser, the screen resolution, etc.
Of course there are plenty of other stats available.
Here I can see the top referrers of people to my site, all of the countries people are visiting from, the top search strings that bring people here, and all of the pages viewed on the blog. It’s just freaking amazing.
One of the really cool features of Woopra is that I can actually CHAT with people reading my blog while they’re on my site. It doesn’t require any software on your part. If you’re viewing pages on my blog, I can click the “Start a conversation” link and just start chatting.
This is where the Freaky Frakkin’ Friday comes in. Now on Fridays I’ll be randomly chatting people up while they’re visiting my blog. It could be any time, but I’m going to spread these chats throughout the day. You never know when I’m watching. And yeah, I’ll freak people the frak out, thus the Freaky Frakkin’ Friday.
Today I’ll be randomly selecting people that I chat with to win prizes! That’s right, just for visiting my blog today and chatting with me (if you’re so lucky to be selected) you could win a great prize. Today I’ll be giving away to three lucky people one of the amazing 2HT Buttons, just like you may have received if you went to TequilaCon in Philadelphia!
These are quality buttons created by none other than Dave himself. I got them through the Artificial Duck Store.
To be fair about it, I’ve randomly selected three times throughout the day when I’ll be looking at Woopra. The first person that pops up onto my site after the appointed times will be hit up for a chat. And they’ll win a button! All you’ll have to do is e-mail me using the e-mail address I give you in the chat…give me your name and mailing address and I’ll send you your prize.
Anyone in the WORLD can win! Plus, you’ll be especially lucky since I hardly ever use snail mail. That’s right, you’ll get actual mail from me. Anyone who knows me knows this is an extremely rare thing.
Good luck and let’s get FREAKY! See you on 2HT!
















coolness – i’m going to get woopra too!
and i must add that your pipe smokin’ dude is pretty rad. go karl, go karl.
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Sweet deal. I’ll be visiting more often to watch Karl type and watch CNN election coverage.
I’ve signed up for Woopra for both of my sites (soon to be a 3rd site). Just waiting for the approval to happen.
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STALKER!!!
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Holly – it’s just amazing.
Martymankins – you’re gonna love it.
Dave2 – Guilty as charged.
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Oh yeah, you can stalk us but SOME OF US know when you sleep and when you nap.
Whatcha gonna doooo then?
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Ooooh. I must have that woopra! I love new toys! I’ll stop by a few times in the hope of winning a cool button too.
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Good grief! I would seriously freak the frak out BIG time if I was casually stalking (cough) a blog and the blog spoke back to me!! Looks like a very cool new toy though ;o)
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I <3 the Woopra.
I hate IE… because I think the chat window only comes up half the time for it.
Hey… wait… I’m using FireFox… why the fuck aren’t you chatting to me?
Fine! Be that way!
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Well, here I am. It’s 5:38 AM (Eastern), and I don’t see a chat box.
*Hmph!* Sleeping in is NO excuse not to talk to me and send me presents.
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So…if I sit on your site all day MAYBE I’ll win? hehe…
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The one thing I can’t yet figure out with Woopra is a history of visitors – it doesn’t seem to show a list of who visited when, etc., which seems weird.
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Coooooooooool. I may have to leave wordpress.com and host my own on wordpress so I can do this!
Need to go count my pennies:)
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Hilly – Ha, I have random times picked out, that’s all I’m saying.
Winter – It’s a most cool toy, Woopra.
Penelope – Precisely why the name is there.
NYCWD – Yeah, I’m finding that out.
Aunt Robin – you never know WHEN it’ll be.
Cissa – Maybe…
Avitable – Use the SEARCH button, you’ll get your list.
Sandi – I think the reason is that Wordpress.com doesn’t let you install Javascript.
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Is it wierd that this sort of freaks me out? I stalk some blogs and I get all nervous that people will see just exactly how much time I spend stalking them. I’ll get over it though.
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I’d say good morning to you too Webmaster Karl, but my firewall at work won’t let me. I’m going to go pout now…and beat up the IT guy.
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Tori – Ha, don’t freak out, it’s only me.
Fox – I saw you…glad you could see me saying hi, at least.
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That’s what KARL said!
I am never going to be cool enough for that phrase.
Here I am… where’s my Woopra?!?!?
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Poppy – well, I said hello but didn’t get a response. Hmmm. Are you ignoring me?
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I am not ignoring you now that I know you’re talking to me, but… no response. It says “Karl hates you” on my screen. Should I be concerned?
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Holy smack…I just won the first prize I’ve ever in my entire life won.
Dude.
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Interesting idea!
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Poppy – I think it REALLY says “Karl adores you, especially if you’re websurfing topless.”
Jennifer – Congratulations!
Heather – Yeah, it’s fun freaking people out.
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Poppy does not websurf topless. *sniffle*
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Poppy – You totally ruined my fantasy.
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Very cool. I need to figure out this whole self-hosting thing. I’d love to be able to change my layout/theme and add cool plug-ins. I’m just too code illiterate to do it.
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Whoo Hoo! I won. This was so much more fun than my last two stalkers.
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Hi, I’m here! But you already knew that didn’t you?
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Noraisins – Congrats!
Finn – Well, I do now, don’t I?
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Well? (tapping fingers on desk)
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Jeff – ha, I’m chatting with lots of people today, but not EVERYONE. Even I’m not THAT talented.
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That sounds like an interesting stalker program. Yeah, I have to agree with Dave2. hehe!
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After reading this post last night I decided to download the program and plugin and now I’m just waiting to have my url approved. I didn’t think it would take as long as what it has as I’m still waiting. Oh well. I’m looking forward to seeing everything it has to offer.
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The other night, when you were talking, it really freaked me out, but I loved it!
Hey – they don’t call me Superfreak for nothin’.
Okay – no one calls me Superfreak. But they could.
Anyway, you must be napping now. No prizes for me!
That’s okay. That live chat stuff is saweet, anyway!
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Lynda – it’s very cool.
Dutchie Style – It took me three weeks to get approved. They’re still in beta.
Sybil Law/Superfreak – You never know. Heh. There are still 7 hours left in the day.
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YAY! I won a button! Me lurrrrves Karl and his cool web tool!
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Sooo….
Can you see me now?
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Winter – woo hoo!
Lynda – Um, sorry, I was away for a bit. I’m not actually sitting there staring at Woopra all day. Just here and there.
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Hello! I’m here! I want a button!
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helloooo…..anyone there?
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i’m so glad that i found your blog. you always teach me the coolest stuff.
thanks!
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OK, you really freaked me out a bit this morning!
Too bad I couldn’t stay longer.
Boys and their toys. (That’s a neat little toy.)
~ZZ
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Brandon – Well, there are still two hours + left in the day, so you never know.
Patty – Hello!
Supertiff – Are you trying to make me blush? It won’t work. ;P
Greeneyezz – Glad I caught you just before you left for work.
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Yeah, I won! Nice chatting with you Karl. See, I told you I would comment more
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Well, FRAK! You messaged me and I dunno what happened but I couldn’t respond.
(
Happy Friday anyway!
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Matkins65 – Great talking to you, too. Thanks for visiting 2HT.
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Moonspells – Don’t know why, but not everyone can respond to the chat requests. Doesn’t seem to be tied to any particular browser, but it might have something to do with firewalls. At any rate, thanks for reading!
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That is way to Big Brother, dude! I would like to win something though. If it can’t be the mega millions, then this would be some compensation. Can you tell me if I snore as much as Mrs. LIAYF says I do???
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God fucking dammit!!! The ONE night I doze off on the couch right after dinner I miss out on all the good stuff!!!
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YAAY!!
I won! I get another button of yours! I’m glad you did catch me before I left.
And yes, Dave did an awesome job at creating them.
Will be looking for it in the mail.
~ZZ
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James – I’ll be giving stuff away every Friday. And yeah, you snore enough to pull plaster off the ceiling.
DutchBitch – Awww, it went on all day long!
Greeneyezz – I’ll get ‘em out in the mail in the next few days.
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