Comments on: Reading Porn Requires a High I.Q.

By: Secondhand Karl

Secondhand Karl — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:33:39 +0000

Carly - that’s priceless. How did you explain that one? “Um, I was…distracted.”

By: Carly

Carly — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:04:29 +0000

I once melted a kettle to the stove when looking at my parents’ porn collection.

I should’ve thought to blame it on the cat.

By: Secondhand Karl

Secondhand Karl — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:41:08 +0000

Simply Jane - why, thank you! Perhaps you should restate that to say “You should FINISH a book!”

Kali - Don’t blame you one bit. I never eat McDonalds any more. Blecch.

By: Kali

Kali — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:49:31 +0000

I remember the first time I ever saw a porn was when I was 14 and my sister’s friend’s gay brother put one on while we were eating McDonalds Hamburgers. I haven’t had a burger since.

Kali’s last blog post..New York I Love You Film Shoot Feeds the Homeless

By: Simply Jane

Simply Jane — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:27:04 +0000

Wonderful, wonderful story! And the cat thing was damn brilliant.

You’re a very talented storyteller. You should write a book!

Simply Jane’s last blog post..Proud to be a cocksucker

By: Secondhand Karl

Secondhand Karl — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:04:23 +0000

Floating Princess - Thanks for dropping in. Hilly’s my girl.

Bec - so…did you like the porn?

By: Bec

Bec — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:02:06 +0000

Just to clarify - he liked his girl’s bendy not the huge breasts. He seemed to like those quite pert.

Bec’s last blog post..Supporting and Hoping

By: Bec

Bec — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:44:50 +0000

It was a babysitter that first introduced me to world of paper-porn, much to her own disgust. She had borrowed her boyfriend’s backpack to bring stuff with her - told me I could borrow a magazine (I think she probably meant the Just Seventeen and that was where he had hidden his stash.

He liked his girl’s with huge breasts and bendy!

Bec’s last blog post..Supporting and Hoping

By: floatingprincess

floatingprincess — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 17:38:40 +0000

Oh my god I totally snorted diet coke! That is too funny! I once found a giant porn stash totally by accident while babysitting. I guess since their son was handicapped they didn’t feel a need for stealth and just stacked it in the bathroom. After the boy went to bed I was mesmerized for hours, all the while being completely paranoid that I could be caught any second.

I found your blog from Hilly’s and thought I’d come by and say hi. Hi!

By: Secondhand Karl

Secondhand Karl — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 16:18:09 +0000

Penelope - Brilliance is definitely one of my virtues. So is porn.

Nat - No problem, the feeds weren’t working until today. Thanks to Leslie and Karen for their help!

Adena - that’s right. Midnight really WAS a pervy cat. May she rest in peace, and not haunt me for lying my ass off all those years.