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I totally forgot I told Kyra I'd mention this in today's post. See, the lovely Kyra over at Shaping My Way (and Color Me Kyra) is going to TequilaCon and desperately needs a roommate. I told her I'd put the word out on my blog and see if she gets any bites.
You might think I'm being nice, but I'm not. I just really, really want to meet Kyra and I've been giddy like a schoolgirl, chomping at the bit, ever since she said the word "TequilaCon."
So if you're going to Philly for TequilaCon May 3, and you're a gal who is looking for a roommate, please drop by Kyra's blog and send her an e-mail to let her know.
I'll be forever in your debt, or I'll suck your toes. Whichever I get the most joy from.
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Dr. Shrink: "Mr. Erikson, how are you today?"
Me: "Meh. Same shit, different day."
Shrink: "I see you're on various medications."
Me: "Life is a drug cocktail, doc."
Shrink: "Yes, well, are they managing your depression?"
Me: "Lately, not so much."
Shrink: "Are you suicidal?"
Me: (sigh) "No, I'm not going to kill myself. Yes, I think about it. No, I don't have an actual plan."
Shrink: "But…you're not suicidal."
Me: "Right."
Shrink: "But you think about it."
Me: "Well, sure."
Shrink: "Like how do you think about it?"
Me: "In my head, how else can you think about it?"
Shrink: "No, I mean in what ways do you think about it?"
Me: "Well, I don't exactly think about killing myself as much as I do think about all the ways I can die."
Shrink: "For example?"
Me: "Well, I could fall off of an overpass and then get hit by a Mack truck. I mean, I couldn't do it around here, of course. No overpass."
Shrink: "How else?"
Me: "There's always hanging, but I'd be worried it wouldn't take. Then I'd be paralyzed from the neck down."
Shrink: "That would be unfortunate."
Me: "Seriously. Then I couldn't even masturbate. Hell, couldn't even feel a blowjob. Hanging, definitely out."
Shrink: "You've given this a great deal of thought."
Me: "I've had decades of practice."
Shrink: "Do you find yourself afraid a lot?"
Me: "Afraid? Sure."
Shrink: "Afraid of what?"
Me: "What have you got? Ha, I kid. Hell, I don't know. Lots. People. Being alone the rest of my life."
Shrink: "You're afraid of people AND afraid of being alone?"
Me: (laughs) "Yeah, I'm some piece of work, right?"
Shrink: "You're what we in the industry call…fucked."
Me: "Welcome to my world."
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Bet you though I wasn't posting today, huh?
Well, I'm not really. Just thought I'd answer the single-most-asked question I get about the new SecondHand Tryptophan design: will it remember my fucking information on comments?
Yes. Yes, it will.
And Karen showed me the test run of it today. For those of you dying to know what the new place is going to look like, you can see it after the jump.
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