Bow Down Before the One You Serve

That’s right. I AM the Man.

A. Perfect. Game.

Perfect Game

And lest there be any doubt – if that wasn’t enough – then I received official Wiimail communication from my VERY OWN Wii. The Subject line? “Impressive!”

Impressive!

Yes, it really IS impressive. Bow down before the one you serve, baby. Now get to fellatiizing.

15 Responses to Bow Down Before the One You Serve
  1. Karen Sugarpants
    March 13, 2008 | 1:37 am

    You gotta teach me how to hook my Wii to your Wii so we can play. Jesus that sounds awful. You know what I mean!

    Congrats, KarlMii. LOL!

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  2. Geeky Tai-Tai
    March 13, 2008 | 2:44 am

    Damn I’m impressed! I played that game once and I totally sucked. Congrats!

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  3. Lisa
    March 13, 2008 | 6:30 am

    But how’s your golf game? Have you tried Guitar Hero for the Wii yet? I almost stayed in the house for a week when I first got it.

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  4. Kyra
    March 13, 2008 | 7:10 am

    I can’t get more than about 220… but the other wiis keep winking at me. I think they know something.

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  5. kapgar
    March 13, 2008 | 8:00 am

    Dude, you’re so my partner when we Wii Bowl! I need you to bring up my average!

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  6. SJ
    March 13, 2008 | 8:49 am

    Geez, you’ll do anything to get a little head, won’t you? ;)

    I gotta get me a Wii.

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  7. Avitable
    March 13, 2008 | 9:20 am

    That is impressive! I’m usually around the 230 range.

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  8. Fig
    March 13, 2008 | 12:00 pm

    Damn Karl… that VERY impressive. You’re like the Ernie McKracken of the Wii World.

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  9. g-man
    March 13, 2008 | 2:38 pm

    My 7 year old has the [Pro] status. I am just below the line dammit. That is impressive, does this mean we have to call you “The Dude”?

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  10. John
    March 13, 2008 | 3:00 pm

    With this accomplishment, I guess my Blogging Major Award is not such a big deal anymore. Oh well.

    Congrats ya big stud!

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  11. Kyra Sutra
    March 13, 2008 | 3:24 pm

    I’m very impressed! Remind me never to play against you as I hate to lose!

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  12. Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah
    March 13, 2008 | 4:37 pm

    It isn’t that I’m not impressed with your video game bowling prowess, it is just that I would like to thank you for replacing the “min-mall” song with NIN on the loop in my head.

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  13. suze
    March 13, 2008 | 7:12 pm

    Wow. That is impressive :)

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  14. Winter
    March 13, 2008 | 10:46 pm

    That’s pretty cool. Altho, we don’t have ANY of those game thingys in my house. I refused to buy one until my kid cleans her room.

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  15. Liz
    March 20, 2008 | 12:57 pm

    And this post made me tres jealous. Wii, I covet thee…

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