Hi, Black Belt Mama here. I’m the gal who issued the Public “Buttons” Birthday challenge to Karl. Boo, hiss, I know, I know. After the fact I felt pretty badly about the length of the song, the public humiliation. . . but if Karl chose my challenge it must have been because no one else submitted anything even slightly better than being asked to gyrate around in public. And if Karl still loves me (Exhibit A: me posting here today) then you should too. . .
I must admit that I’m slightly highly supremely annoyed that Karl has been off cavorting with some Canadian chick. ”Just a friend,” hmph. I’m not buying that. And what’s up with this whole Supa’ Summa of Lovin’??? As a Karl-crush I was hoping for a little exclusivity, you know? But here I am, one of a gazillion gals that Karl’s crushing on. Maybe all the other women feel flattered about being included in this female frenzy, but I’m thinking that I’m going to kick some holes in his walls or something.
Here’s a little something I prepared just for you Karl. Because I thought I was the only one. . .
In case you’re wondering, we filmed this on a Sunday in the middle of the afternoon, when all my neighbors were home. I’m thinking we’re almost even on the public humiliation scale now. And just so you know, R & B is much more my style. I really went outside my comfort zone here, but it’s all for Karl so it was worth it.
Oh, and Karl, that was your car, right?
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Great video! Poor Karl!
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Oh man, this just keeps getting better… I am really glad I don’t have to follow these last two!!!
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Holy effing shite. OK, that’s pretty much impossible to top. I’m SO glad I’m not Hilly.
Great job, BBM! Karl’s head isn’t going to fit through his door when he gets home …
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Did you have a fan blowing on you? That’s awesome.
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Noodles: Thank you. I’m just hoping Karl likes it (biting nails in anticipation).
Jessica: You have no idea how hard it was following all that came BEFORE!
SJ: Thanks-I just hope Karl’s not head hunting for me!
Whit: Yes I did. Husband’s idea. Is he a fabulous director or what?
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Unbelievably cool.
Totally awesome.
Will be a “Karl Cult Classic” for sure!
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How could Karl NOT love that? You have clearly outdone yourself.
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Having seen videos from Karl and now from BlackBeltMama…I must say that I much prefer seeing BBM in her boxers, if only for a brief glimpse. That video is too hot to handle!
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Too cool! Seriously great job on that one.
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OH
MY
GOSH!!!
You are the queen of Karl crushes. I so bow to you right now!
That was GREAT!!!! If only I had a few more days
Great job BBM. I’m officially now crushing on you too
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i love the fan action. it’s hawt!
this rules.
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DAMN GIRL! You are HOT. I don’t know what the hell is wrong with Karl…
*steps back*
You can have ‘em.
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Ladies and gentleman-the bar was just set waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay high.
HOly Black Belt Mamma.
Gold. Pure gold.
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All I have to say is THANK GOD I am approaching the Summer of Love from a way different angle or I would just call in sick after that!
Awesome.
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Holy shit. That was the best freaking video ever. Hot doesn’t begin to describe you. Had to watch it 3 times because I couldn’t believe it. I am so crushing on you now that there’s no way I’d cheat.
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OMFG! That was SOOOO cool! You have left us all faaaaaaar behind ya!
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That was so freakin’ awesome! Way to go BBM…I loved the fan action and your hub did a fantastic job! My husband and I couldn’t stop laughing at the defaced Karl photos…LMAO
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You guys are all awesome! You sure know how to inflate a gal’s ego. And Karl? Damn straight you wouldn’t cheat. Did you see what I did to that heavy bag?
I’m so glad you liked it!
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OMG, I didn’t have the chance to watch the last few minutes of this before I bolted for a meeting this morning, so I just watched again.
HOly shit, you can totally kick some ass, girl. Scared of you!
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I am so very glad I decided I was too busy/unpredictable this summer to participate in the posting. Dude! There is just no way to ever top that. You are awesome!
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I want to be BBM when I grow up!!
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