If there’s anything I learned from yesterday’s endeavor, it’s that Coke Blak sucks rocks (and not Pop Rocks, either…really really BAD rocks).
It’s Day #3 of my Birthday Spectacular. Today’s dare comes to us from little Kath Foo Foo all the way in California. She’s a naughty little hawtie. I wish the video were better, but my lack of editing skills are definitely showing. I think I need to dial it down and stop trying to bite off so much. Still, I hope you enjoy.
Classic Karl. I’m not an REM fan but you don’t have to be to enjoy that. Can’t wait to see what’s tomorrow!
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For God Sake’s… Tell me you bought the suit especially for this clip… Tell me you didn’t already have it…
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So please refresh my memory. What exactly was the dare again? I’m trying to imagine but I can’t seem to come up with a dare that would fit that!
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OMG I love my FooDiddy for this dare….and uh, I never knew Superman was so into his bulge or nips…wow.
Seriously, wow.
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Personally, I was hoping for Wonder Woman… but thanks for the entertainment!
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Mildly disturbing – I swear that’s going to pop into my head every time I see any S’Man stuff… Every Single Time.
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See, now, all I can focus on is the fact that you look 2 feet SHORTER in the superman outfit.
WHY is that?????
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The bit with you “flying” on the chair? Yeah, I nearly peed myself I laughed so hard.
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That was too funny, but you needed a fan blowing on you to make your cape fly! I’m glad my kids weren’t right here to watch the uhhhh, package! Thanks for the laughs, I needed them today!
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Okay, I just died. Thanks.
Seriously hilarious.
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That was so funny Karl! And I was wondering the same thing as DutchBitch…you didn’t buy the suit special for this, did you?
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OMFG, Nice package! I puffy heart the mad flying skillz. Seriously K, you made my day and then some. Total smile plastered to my face.
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There is no way that that could be any funnier. NO WAY I TELL YOU!
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Dude! You keep getting better every day! Awesome!
Also? Dude? What am I…12?
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The package … well, what can I say? It definitely didn’t make want me to go jump HRH (His Royal Highness, aka hubby, aka sweet cheeks).
I kept hoping someone you knew would stop by and witness you in the outfit though!
That’s what you’re missing. It just doesn’t seem fair that you’re doing these birthday stunts without people to witness said challenges!
Weiner!!!! (no, I’m not referring to “the package.”)
I want to see PUBLIC humiliation!!!! I think it would totally cure any social phobias for sure! Either that or someone will haul you off to the funny farm.
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I’m with Kyra – why do you look so short in that suit? I guess it’s the shoulders. Anyway, it’s wonderful just the same.
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I can’t say I thought anything about you looked shorter in that suit– but then, I may have been distracted by your, er, pocketful of kryptonite…
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Ladies….as a fashion monger and as Karl’s stylist…he is not the tallest man BUT it is the shoulders and the faux six pack…erm, I mean his six pack and muscular shoulders that stump out his legs….not his fault.
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Oh and for those of you who do not know me, my tone is silly…not snarky…just wanted to clear that shit up after I read what I wronte!
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Naw, we’z know you just snarky, Hilly.
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Um, I think it may have something to do w/ the boots, too….
But yes…it’s like watching a munchkin dance. And since I don’t have sound, of course I can make that whole video go to the tune of “follow the yellow brick road”.
Heh.
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Talk about some Pop Rocks!
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karl, i love it! the little visual “asides” are awesome. loved the checking of the e-mail and the flying.
the end though…the end! god, i thought collapsing in the chair was funny — until the package adjustment!
classic! classic i tell you!
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Oh, you are SERIOUSLY getting better every day ! Weeehhh !
I don’t understand why they did not ask YOU to do the new SUPERMAN movies !
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Was that the Tony Little exercise thingy? You can do it!
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I want it to be Karl’s birthday FOREVER!!!
I also really loved seeing what Superman’s real life is like. He’s just a guy, like you and me, reading the paper, drinking coffee, adjusting his package.
Why can’t people just let him live his life?
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Hey Supes, stop touching yourself. No DiVinyls here, okay? You’re giving kids the wrong idea.
Seriously, though, to me, this is the most disturbing of all the videos. Why? I don’t know. It just is.
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Well that’s it…I’m officially infatuated
LMAO!!!
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Your humility is so adorable.
Crushing even harder.
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OMG, nice, erm, SWINGING action down there, sugar.
Happy birthday!
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okay i confess, i didn’t watch more than a minute of your first vid/dare – the whole thought of eating with yr feet was just too gross for me!
Yesterday’s one had me puzzled – what on earth is Coke Blak?? Grrrr I am out of touch!! I liked the Benny Hill-like running around too
But today’s! Oh my. it’s been mentioned by some other reader/viewers: why do you look so short?!! it was weird!!
But *awesome* flying scene, dude!
This is like a trainwreck… I want to look away, and yet… …
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fantastic karl. fantastic.
and also, Coke Blak? What’s that?
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where are you today? I’m having withdrawls!
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Public Service Announcement: Halloween is six weeks from now. And you’ve already got yourself a righteous costume there, hon! If you promise to dance, I’ll invite you to my party …
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I hope you didn’t hurt yourself on today’s dare and that’s why we haven’t gotten today’s video yet.
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That’s exactly what I was thinking, noodles. Karl, you’re not in jail or hurt or anything are you? I certainly hope not.
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Oh man! Tights DO make your package look huge!
I think what disturbs me most about this clip is knowing that just any Joe can get himself a superman costume. How will know the imposters from the real thing?
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Ok, Superman… so you can open an Amazon box with your bare hands (I thought I would pee myself at that point)…but what about a brand new CD?
I agree with the previous commenter who wants it to be your birthday FOREVER!! Actually, why not just start a whole blog of video dares! That’s the ticket!
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Whoa.
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That’s Super, thanks for asking.
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